Stripper vomited in my hotel room
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Few weeks back, i had this dancer I've known for years meet up for a couple nights. The first night was a blast. Just like old times.
On night 2 we had a nice dinner and went for drinks after. She didn't drink anymore than I'd seen her drink in the past.
Back at the hotel, we had some fun and then I hit the shower. She's sleeping soundly. I wasn't up for another round at this point anyway, and I'm asleep in minutes.
My alarm goes off the next morning and the smell of vomit is intense. Thank God, not on me.... but beside her side of the bed, on the comforter, pillow, etc.
Worst "morning after" with a girl ever.
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last commentThat sounds like the first overnight with me and Rick Dugan. He is such a lightweight with the alcohol. At least he is a cheap date 😘
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Lol
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Never really had a bad morning after. If she drank that much you should have taken care of her
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The room was on her credit card, right?
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Could've been worse - she could've thrown-up while giving you head
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Back in the 80s, as I was leaving a club on Harry Hines Blvd in Dallas, a customer was leaving with a stripper. He had a new Corvette and I heard her ask if she could drive it. He said yes, so I paused to watch. She patched out of the parking lot and literally did a 360 degree donut on Harry Hines. The look on his face was priceless.
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At least she took care of business before passing out and puking.
There's nothing worse than getting almost all the way there and then having her bounce off the bed to puke in the toilet.
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@desertscrub.. no!.
@gammanu... no, it's mine. I found a housekeeper and explained in my best spanglish what happened. Slipped her $50 and she had the room fresh in an hour.
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I used to drink like nobody's business on nights out, but this is why I try to take it easy on the drinking now if I know or have a hunch I'm going to get some fantastic dick later on.
I've had one or two close calls, but thankfully haven't made a mess yet.
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"... I used to drink like nobody's business on nights out, but this is why I try to take it easy on the drinking now if I know or have a hunch I'm going to get some fantastic dick later on ...."
Nomination for post of the month
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"... I used to drink like nobody's business on nights out, but this is why I try to take it easy on the drinking now if I know or have a hunch I'm going to get some fantastic dick later on ...."
I went on a date w/ a chick that told me the same thing - the next morning she told she might as well had gotten drunk
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“ Could've been worse - she could've thrown-up while giving you head”
What’s wrong with that?
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^ Better to be sober with cum stains in her hair than wasted with vomit stains in her hair.
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^ his dick could have gotten Corona
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@Papi LOL
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^ didn't you see I was trying to respond to Dr E
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^ Didn't you see that I got jumped by Dr E !?
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^ we love it when you talk about your sexual escapades
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“ ^ Better to be sober with cum stains in her hair than wasted with vomit stains in her hair.”
Either one sounds like a good night. Or better yet, both.
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I prefer some middle ground where I'm just really tipsy or just slightly drunk with any sort of bodily fluids swallowed down so they don't make a mess anywhere.
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I gotta admit, I kinda like it when things get a bit messy.
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That escalated quickly.
Some of my best nights ever have included ME vomiting...... never has it been good when my girl does.
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"That escalated quickly"
Tends to happen when 3 of TUSCL's biggests sluts join in a thread.
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