Stripper vomited in my hotel room
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Few weeks back, i had this dancer I've known for years meet up for a couple nights. The first night was a blast. Just like old times.
On night 2 we had a nice dinner and went for drinks after. She didn't drink anymore than I'd seen her drink in the past.
Back at the hotel, we had some fun and then I hit the shower. She's sleeping soundly. I wasn't up for another round at this point anyway, and I'm asleep in minutes.
My alarm goes off the next morning and the smell of vomit is intense. Thank God, not on me.... but beside her side of the bed, on the comforter, pillow, etc.
Worst "morning after" with a girl ever.
On night 2 we had a nice dinner and went for drinks after. She didn't drink anymore than I'd seen her drink in the past.
Back at the hotel, we had some fun and then I hit the shower. She's sleeping soundly. I wasn't up for another round at this point anyway, and I'm asleep in minutes.
My alarm goes off the next morning and the smell of vomit is intense. Thank God, not on me.... but beside her side of the bed, on the comforter, pillow, etc.
Worst "morning after" with a girl ever.
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last commentThere's nothing worse than getting almost all the way there and then having her bounce off the bed to puke in the toilet.
@gammanu... no, it's mine. I found a housekeeper and explained in my best spanglish what happened. Slipped her $50 and she had the room fresh in an hour.
I've had one or two close calls, but thankfully haven't made a mess yet.
Nomination for post of the month
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I went on a date w/ a chick that told me the same thing - the next morning she told she might as well had gotten drunk
What’s wrong with that?
Either one sounds like a good night. Or better yet, both.
Some of my best nights ever have included ME vomiting...... never has it been good when my girl does.
Tends to happen when 3 of TUSCL's biggests sluts join in a thread.