What to do if you get caught with your pants down in VIP

Lol. They told me one-on-one was allowed. Sure, I'm the highest ranking lawmaker in the entire USA, but I get my legal advice from strippers (or sometimes my hairdresser).

All she wanted was a "blow-out"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article…

The bitch set me up !

Act shocked and say you don't know anything. Stupid but legal

Take the 5th. Call your laywer

Lol too funny.

‘Mr. Bouncer I demand an apology from the dancer’ or ‘What are you bothering me for... do you have any important questions about people dying?’

Typical leftist hypocrisy.

Apparently, you demand the strip club apologize for setting you up

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti…

Lol! It is always a setup in VIP - and that set up is expensive!

Tell them you were just getting out something so you could measure for appropriate social distancing.

"I thought this was a private changing room. I really have no idea how my dick ended up in her mouth."

Wait... What? This isn't the men's room?

Taking a cue from Robert Kraft.

I would say, " Wow! This is not the shitter! Where is the shitter? I need the shitter! "

I was only caught once with cock out at 2001 in Tampa. I said she was grinding so hard my shorts slid off. And sir “why don’t you have on underwear “?
Me; “ it’s not laundry day”

Be careful with that zipper

Maybe I could tell them I was getting my pubic hair done and was told this was ok.

Just like Hiddin Biden... she is guilty of plagiarism..
Mayor Marion Barry, crackpipe and hoe.. "The Bitch Set Me Up!!"