What to do if you get caught with your pants down in VIP

18 comments

• misterorange

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  4 years ago

  Lol. They told me one-on-one was allowed. Sure, I'm the highest ranking lawmaker in the entire USA, but I get my legal advice from strippers (or sometimes my hairdresser).
• mike710

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  4 years ago

  All she wanted was a "blow-out"
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
  
• mark94

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  4 years ago

  The bitch set me up !
• Icey

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  4 years ago

  Act shocked and say you don't know anything. Stupid but legal
• bang69

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  4 years ago

  Take the 5th. Call your laywer
• pistola

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  4 years ago

  Lol too funny.
  
  ‘Mr. Bouncer I demand an apology from the dancer’ or ‘What are you bothering me for... do you have any important questions about people dying?’
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  Typical leftist hypocrisy.
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  Apparently, you demand the strip club apologize for setting you up
  
  https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti…
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Lol! It is always a setup in VIP - and that set up is expensive!
• gobstopper007

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  4 years ago

  Tell them you were just getting out something so you could measure for appropriate social distancing.
• Electronman

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  4 years ago

  "I thought this was a private changing room. I really have no idea how my dick ended up in her mouth."
• Longball300

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  4 years ago

  Wait... What? This isn't the men's room?
• NeverEnuf

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  4 years ago

  Taking a cue from Robert Kraft.
• crazyjoe

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  4 years ago

  I would say, " Wow! This is not the shitter! Where is the shitter? I need the shitter! "
• BuckMcNutter

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  4 years ago

  I was only caught once with cock out at 2001 in Tampa. I said she was grinding so hard my shorts slid off. And sir “why don’t you have on underwear “?
  Me; “ it’s not laundry day”
• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  Be careful with that zipper
• Huntsman

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  4 years ago

  Maybe I could tell them I was getting my pubic hair done and was told this was ok.
• busta_nut

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  4 years ago

  Just like Hiddin Biden... she is guilty of plagiarism..
  Mayor Marion Barry, crackpipe and hoe.. "The Bitch Set Me Up!!"