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What to do if you get caught with your pants down in VIP

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

You tell them that "I was set up".

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misterorange

Lol. They told me one-on-one was allowed. Sure, I'm the highest ranking lawmaker in the entire USA, but I get my legal advice from strippers (or sometimes my hairdresser).

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mark94

The bitch set me up !

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Icey

Act shocked and say you don't know anything. Stupid but legal

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bang69

Take the 5th. Call your laywer

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pistola

Lol too funny.

‘Mr. Bouncer I demand an apology from the dancer’ or ‘What are you bothering me for... do you have any important questions about people dying?’

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gammanu95

Typical leftist hypocrisy.

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Cashman1234

Lol! It is always a setup in VIP - and that set up is expensive!

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gobstopper007

Tell them you were just getting out something so you could measure for appropriate social distancing.

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Electronman

"I thought this was a private changing room. I really have no idea how my dick ended up in her mouth."

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Longball300

Wait... What? This isn't the men's room?

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NeverEnuf

Taking a cue from Robert Kraft.

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crazyjoe

I would say, " Wow! This is not the shitter! Where is the shitter? I need the shitter! "

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BuckMcNutter

I was only caught once with cock out at 2001 in Tampa. I said she was grinding so hard my shorts slid off. And sir “why don’t you have on underwear “?

Me; “ it’s not laundry day”

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twentyfive

Be careful with that zipper

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Huntsman

Maybe I could tell them I was getting my pubic hair done and was told this was ok.

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busta_nut

Just like Hiddin Biden... she is guilty of plagiarism..

Mayor Marion Barry, crackpipe and hoe.. "The Bitch Set Me Up!!"

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