Strippers can't math and other ways to flub the upsell
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
After two decent lap dances, she attempted to upsell to the Champagne Room. She offered 15 minutes for $200 or 30 for $500. Yes, that's right, she confirmed when I asked. She argued that 15 minutes was also a better deal than the lappers, since I would get 8 songs. The songs are short, but they're not 2 minutes short. She also said it would be more private . Do they close the curtain? No. Does the attendant leave when there are people in there? No. Can we take off our masks? No, and the cameras watch for that. Oh, so there are cameras, too? Yes. So, why would we go back there? Privacy, more time , better value. Riiiight. The only worse pitch I heard for the champagne room was in pre-COVID Scarletts, when the dancer with the notoriously worst attitude came up to me, out of the blue and in full resting bitch, and asked if I wanted to go there with her. She scoffed "typical" when I declined.
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What is this - The Three Stooges? Lmao. Why would anybody ever think somebody would do that. It’s cheaper to do 15 minutes twice. Girls like that deserve to make no money.
Also, in terms of her upsell, would you have preferred that she lied to you when you asked those questions? Then you'd just be on here bitching about a ROB instead of a bad sales girl.
I have to say that this thread smacks of a middle aged guy who needs to feel better about himself by putting down a much younger and probably less educated young woman. She's just trying to pay her bills and she was honest when you questioned her.
TUSCL has its proportionate share of pervs, assholes, and hypocrites; but RickDugan is undisputedly the biggest douchebag and blowhard to ever waste the bandwidth of this site.
I put breast-reduction under crimes-against-humanity
@Papi: Shame on you for feeding into that. I expect that from a sissy like Gam, but I thought you were a grown man with more self respect than that. 😃
Look dudes, it's simple. We are grown men dealing with girls who are 1/2 to 1/3 of our age and with a fraction of our education and income. Taking pleasure in putting someone else down who is in that relative position is both petty and a sign of insecurity.
these girls for the most part may not be as well educated as those who went the college route. but some if not most of these girls are sharp from being raised living the hard life and the streets. the way the were brought up living is an education in itself.
that girl offering 15 for 200 or the overtime 30 min rate - chances are she will land that one douche that will bite on one of those offers. or maybe 2 douches.
But then next time you want to congratulate yourself for picking on a young woman at such a disadvantage to you, consider this: The ultimate portrayal of a man's character is not in how he behaves with those who he is supposed to treat well, but rather in how he behaves with those who he can treat poorly if he wishes.
Just a thought. With that I'll leave you to congratulating yourself on giving shit to a young, naked broke girl, or to posting more satirical nonsense or whatever else you fancy. 😉
Took her friend for 30 minutes @ $300 and banged her. First girl was pissed i would spend money on the friend but not on her.
So she has a bad hustle. Big deal. You demean her for it but youre deaperate enough to listen to her pitch and it stayed with you enough to post on here.
Well, I’ve to hand it to you little big man, you certainly have a better than average ability to pack delusional nonsense into a single sentence. It’s probably the only think you are better than average at, or even average. So you apparently still have the weird delusion that I’m a troll account that’s also behind some of the more prominent dancer accounts that post here, despite the fact that we and a number of other TUSCLers have met in real life, while you are the one that hides behind a keyboard while trying to act like a tough guy. Got it—it’s all a conspiracy to give you those feelings of inadequacy that you suffer from. I know those hallucinations seem real when your meds aren’t working. You really need to see your psych about upping your prescription.
As for “satire,” it’s not really possible to satire something as dumbfoundingly ridiculous as your “system” article. It’s already an unwitting satire of you. My “System Revisited” post had a link to your original article, but the link seems to be broken, so I’ll post it again here, https://tuscl.net/article/912/ and the rest of TUSCL can judge for themselves what is satire versus simply mocking your dumb shit “system.”
“The ultimate portrayal of a man's character is not in how he behaves with those who he is supposed to treat well, but rather in how he behaves with those who he can treat poorly if he wishes.”
So, questioning a dancer’s math ability is out of bounds, but simulating masturbation and calling her a “puta” is OK in Ricky World. https://tuscl.net/discussion/69515/ OK. Got it.
“Not for nothing but there are 6 VIXINS listed, Which one?”
I’m assuming “V” at Vixins-Ft. Myers🤔