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Who has the sexiest accents?

shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

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pistola

Lol at this list, NYers and Bostonian accents are annoying AF. I like southern accents for some reason.

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Uprightcitizen

New York #2 ?!?! Just no

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Cashman1234

They started off well.

I agree with 50 for New Jersey. The Joisey accent is not attractive.

Texas is a good choice for 1.

The rest of the shit in between those numbers is messed up!

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Longball300

Yeah, I think a lot of those "places" accents sound the same. USA only I would go with a mild southern accent as being "sexiest". Otherwise, give me a dark haired beauty with an eastern European accent.

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skibum609

Love the Southern accent, but Boston at #4??? Wtf, its not even #3 in fucking Boston. Having said that, when I go on vacation I bring my worst/best Boston accent and people seem enthralled. The old Pahk the cah in Havahd yahd is bullshit also and what foreigners believe our accent sounds like, but that is the fake Kennedy accent. If you truly want to know who is a native, there is one word thats a dead give away: Dollar. A native says: Dahlah. There is also an added y, replacing some Rs, as in the City of Revere (Reveyah). We also replace o's. Colostomy/Cahlahstame. It all sounds fucking awful.

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winex

Southern accent easily. Especially the soft variant in Texas.

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Warrior15

Gagging is the sexiest accent.

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Muddy

Southern/Texan. Not annoying at all to me. Can be sexy on a girl.

NYC/Boston can be really hit or miss. When it’s good it’s great when it’s bad it’s fucking AWFUL.

Valley Girl-Hate it

NJ/Philly-Annoying/unnecessary water=wuder

Midwestern-Covers a lot of ground but this by a long shot the worst. Cyyyaaandy. Hyyyyaave. Byyaaack. Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I can’t take it.

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shadowcat

When I first moved to Georgia from California in 1988 I had a hard time understanding the southern accent over the phone. In person was OK because I could read their lips.

But now I have no problem. Have I turned southern? I think not. I think the accent is disappearing as more people move in from other states. In fact I think that y'all is used just about anywhere in the U.S.

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Studme53

No one from NJ says anything that sounds like “joisey”. I don’t know how that became a thing. Watch the Sopranos for the Jersey accent. All the actors were actually from the area. No fakes. For the record, I’m from NJ and don’t find the accent particularly sexy. I think any European accent is sexy, except British. I don’t know why. I guess they sound like phony actors or something

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rattdog

i add silence to the list of accents.

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rattdog

we all had moments when we wish they would just shut the fuck up.

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Cashman1234

The sexiest accent in my view is when she says Yes...

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TheOne&Only

What the fuck is attractive about east coast accents? Ugly accents, ugly personalities, ugly people. Chicago accents is a distant second worst. Taxes accents are not my fave. I hate the phrase "y'all". It instantly brands you as inbread barefoot rube.

The Cajun accent -the true Cajun accent- is so rare, but so fucking sexy. Do not confuse it with the Metairie or St. Bernard parish accents. Those are both worse than even New York, as bad as New Jersey.

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skibum609

Cajun accent makes southern accent seem like its for geniuses only.

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Jascoi

a light french accent is nice.

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TheOne&Only

it's okay skibum, I would be jealous if I were from Massachusetts , too. Is that why you are always so angry? It makes sense now.

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doctorevil

I know the article was about regional US accents, but when I was I Montreal, that French-Canadian accent was super sexy, at least when it was coming from sexy dancer or escort.

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jimmiedean

Have to go with mine, British!!!!

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DeclineToState

+1 to Longball on brunette with EE accent (despite the frigid personas of some of them). Kryptonite.

@Warrior - gagging, and @ Cashman - Yes. LOL

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