I want to join a gang so I can get girls

I want to join a gang so I can get girls, but I am too busy sucking my thumb and masterbating. So lets lock up all of the thugs and men with violent tendency because women make bad choices and go after them. Then they can make a bad choice between a dildo and me. I hope they choose me because my doll is getting boring. I hope they can find me locked in my bedroom.