Breast implants deflected bullet, saved woman's life

Talk about rock hard fake tits.

Stories like this always amaze me. A police officer member of a poker game I used to play in was shot during a domestic one time and escaped unharmed when the bullet defelcted off the pager he wasn't allowed to carry but had in his shirt pocket

Lucky for her they were silicone not saline which probably would not have provided the same protection.

I figured some nerd engineer somewhere had investigated this:

My surgeon never told me that implants could also be utilized as an internal bulletproof vest. LOL

Do they make Kevlar bras?

There was another story where a woman was wearing a wonderbra while mowing the lawn. The lawnmower picked up and flung a nail from the grass into her chest, but it was arrested bybthe wonderbra. Given the length and trajectory of the bullet, it would have punctured her heart. Sadly, I do not think wonderbras can be worn with implants.