National haiku day

To help celebrate -

Hickory dickory dock...

Did you hear the one about the man from Nantucket?

Get back to me on national limerick day

I did not know that
The seventeen syllable
Poem day was here

Lol! National Limerick Day!

The national day
For limericks you wonder?
May the twelfth this year.

Google says that "the Haiku Foundation encourages …….. exhibitions."

Oh, how I do miss
My exhibitionism!
That's the naked truth. 🔆

Endless summer FTW

During morning sex
My period came early.
Yeah... no one else did.

A Passover Haiku:

Lacking fins and tail
The gefilte fish swims with
Great difficulty

Why use stripperweb?
The dancers here on tus cul
Make much more money.

Never thought I’d say this - folks are killin it with Haikus!

She blots out the sun
Seven on the richter scale
It's just papi's girl

I’m not good At haiku
They bore me
So I found something better to do

Ha! Caught you trying to sneak in an extra syllable😜

😆