In home lap dances

I say hazmat helmets! And I'm down

If Linzee wansts a hazmat helmet, Linzee gets a hazmet helmet.

Just not the full hazmat suit, because that's worse than wearing a raincoat in the shower.

Vertical samba?

Perpendicular waltz?

"How about creating a new dancer service line of private in home lap dances"

I'm just going to pretend that whole mask idea never got mentioned. lol. Think the whole stay at home thing really put a damper on what enterprising minds might have done. There's already companies that have talent going to private homes, of course, but having TUSCL-worthy lap dances might not be their forte.

I'm all for it. Just as long as extras are still available