In response to the national emergency declaration and "out of an abundance of caution", four or more states have completely closed all schools.
In my part of FL, it's until the end of the month. Local colleges have closed the campus and teaching online. Single mother strippers without family to watch their kids won't be able to work, and may not be eligible for assistance since they are independant contractors. If you're a dayshift fan, you may be sitting alone firing off knuckle children at home.
Everyone’s doing the five knuckle shuffle!