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Valentine's

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IceyMr International coz all my bitches foreign

If my main bitch has to work I'm thinking of surprising her with an ounce of weed and $1000 in ones and making it rain.

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san_jose_guy

LOL

sjg

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Uprightcitizen

Doesn't sound like much of a surprise to me. How about you give her some chocolate, flowers and a card that calls her "sweetheart". Now that would be a real surprise from you.

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san_jose_guy

:) :) :)

SJG

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Icey

I'm getting her a really nice card and a teddy bear.....and I'll. Tape a bag with an ounce of weed to the bear so it looka like ita holding it

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SirLapdanceanot

^ RIL trick bitch move

😂😂😂

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Mate27

Weed? Why don’t you just give her cash like Seinfeld did to his girlfriend Elaine? Lol....

To surprise her would be to take her out to dinner, or make it at home and meet your parents, unless you’re from a single parent household.

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Icey

If she doesn't have to work I have a great date planned. Shopping dinner and a suite in a really nice hotel.

But if she has to work showering her with $1000 in ones is romantic

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twentyfive

^ I thought your GF was a stripper ho, she doesn't have to show up if she doesn't want to I guess you just aren't that Important to her.

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Icey

In Cali clubs with the employee law they have set schedules since they get paid by the hour.

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SirLapdanceanot

$1000 is a pretty high rate for a Valentine's Day GFE. That's probably double what she'd charge a regular trick bitch. For that and some weed she better tell you she "loves" you. LMFAO.

😂😂😂

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Icey

They can make some nights mandatory

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SirLapdanceanot

@twentyfive it's clear IceyDodo is her #1 trick.

😂😂😂

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twentyfive

I'm sure that If you were actually her BF, she'd take off the shift, if she is an established stripper ho and brings money into the club they wont care if she misses a shift, Why don't you stop while you're ahead, you post with so many inconsistencies, we know you really don;t know what you are talking about.

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Icey

She just started there. Like last night and tonight are mandatory.

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Icey

I was thinking all at once and let her play around with them on stage. Plus I'll request the song I do it to. Its not just the money its the experience for both of us.

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CJKent (Banned)

@IceyLoco

Pics or didn’t happen

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Uprightcitizen

You really are desperate for your own self validation in e everything you talk about. If you actually gave a shit it's something exclusively between you and her.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

#troll

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Icey

She's a stripper ho and this js a.forum about stripper hoes.

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SirLapdanceanot

LMAO and you're her #1 trick bitch in denial. Pay that whore! 😂😂😂

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Member6532

I plan on paying my stripper GF on valentine's day, cause everyone knows the way you show your girl you care is paying her at work as a stripper with my allowance for the past 5 weeks from my over privileged parents.....nigga

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Icey

Not my dream girl but shes nice.

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Icey

Member you never surprised a girlfriend at work?

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SirLapdanceanot

^ LOL you are paying her $1000 for GFE. I guess that means you can call her a "GF".

😂😂😂

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SirLapdanceanot

"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

  • IceyDodo, June 12, 2018

^ LMFAO hundreds of dollars a day paid to a stripper whore for "GFE". 😂😂😂

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Call.Me.Ishmael

This should be entertaining...

Not useful, but entertaining.

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SirLapdanceanot

@Ishmael it's useful if you want to be an extreme RIL trick bitch like IceyDodo. If not, it's entertaining at best.

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SirLapdancealot 10 min agoexpand_more
@Ishmael it's useful if you want to be an extreme RIL trick bitch like IceyDodo. If not, it's entertaining at best.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ She's not wrong.

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SirLapdanceanot

LOL @nicespice thanks for the "retweet". But LMFAO we know IceyDodo reads my posts anyway. It cracks me up that I'm on ignore and muted but she reads my posts anyway. 😂😂🤷

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Sorry. Didn't realize that Nicespice was signal boosting. Perhaps I need more coffee.

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Icey

Heaving, it depends on your relationship with her. If youre just a customer then id go with a funny card and a gift certificate to Sephora or victorias secret.

NiceSpice, she's my main bitch.

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SirLapdanceanot

LMAO @nicespice "main bitch" is code for "I'm her #1 highest paying trick"

😂😂😂

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Icey

Heaving theyre like any other girl. Give what you'd give to a friend or a lover etc. But if you want to insinuate you want to be more than a customer valentines isn't the day to do it. Its something you just have a talk with her about.

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gSteph

^^ that's what I like about this board

Quality, expert, useful advice just for the asking

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SirLapdanceanot

@gSteph LMAO IceyDodo's "expert" advice...

" if you want to insinuate you want to be more than a customer valentines isn't the day to do it"

...and he/she says this in a thread where he/she is actually doing something more than a customer on Valentine's Day. He/she is contradicting his/her own advice!!! 😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭

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Icey

Get someone what they like. Its the thought and showing that you kniw them.

My idea for a tbousand in knes isn't about the money as much as it is about the experience

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nicespice

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@gSteph LMAO IceyDodo's "expert" advice...

" if you want to insinuate you want to be more than a customer valentines isn't the day to do it"

...and he/she says this in a thread where he/she is actually doing something more than a customer on Valentine's Day. He/she is contradicting his/her own advice!!! 😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭

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Jascoi

no doubt 1000 ones would be impressive. and showey. imo... overdone.

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Jammaster

I bought my ATF flowers this week. She seemed to like it. The waitress and bartender thought it was sweet of me.

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Jascoi

FLF... why not pennies? a hail storm of 100,000 coins!

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Icey

Sometimes we play this game where she spreads her legs and I flip coins trying to make them land on her pussy

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twentyfive

^ I played that game with her too but her favorite was sucking my cock untill I came in her mouth she loved to swallow my cum.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

IceyLoco said "Sometimes we play this game where she spreads her legs and I flip coins trying to make them land on her pussy"

I've never really taken you seriously. I don't see that changing anytime soon.

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Icey

Its a fun game. She tbinks its cute.

She doesn't have to work. So I'm gonna take hwr to a nice dinner On the beach and. A suite at a beach hotel

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CJKent (Banned)

@IceyLoco

Pics or didn’t happen.

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Icey

Uncut sheets can't be used as payment. And if you cut them then you'll end up losing money on them.

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Icey

Youd get kicked out for throwing anything on stage other than circulated paper bills.

If youre trying to make passive aggressive attacks on me. Shes my girlfriend of 3 years. Yes when I give her money or anything its a gift

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SirLapdanceanot

"Yes when I give her money or anything its a gift"

But yet when other PLs do the same thing, they're a "trick". 🤭🤭🤭

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nicespice

SirLapdancealot 28 min agoexpand_more
"Yes when I give her money or anything its a gift"

But yet when other PLs do the same thing, they're a "trick". 🤭🤭🤭

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MackTruck

Chuga chuga chuga choo choo

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SirLapdanceanot

ALL ABOARD!

THE ICEYDODO IS AN RIL TRICK BITCH IN DENIAL TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION!!!

CHOO CHOO!!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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nicespice

MackTruck 1 hour agoexpand_more
Chuga chuga chuga choo choo
SirLapdancealot 1 hour ago expand_more
ALL ABOARD!

THE ICEYDODO IS AN RIL TRICK BITCH IN DENIAL TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION!!!

CHOO CHOO!!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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K

I cannot recall her exact words but one dancer told me her opinion of the offers to take her to a nice hotel for vakentines day... you would not take a mechanic to a garage for valentines day, why would you take a sex worker to a hotel and act like it is a gift to her.

Her phrasing was much better.

Her ideas were a professional massage with a foot treatment add on. Pay a bill for her. A bottle of wine, without any expectations. Gift cards for almost anything

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twentyfive

^ Icee should take notice his gf is a sex worker.
Taking a sex worker to a hotel for Valentines Day is the equivalent of buying a new dishwasher or vacuum cleaner for a housewife and calling it a gift.

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Icey

She's a dancer not a hooker. A weekend getaway is a nice gift for any woman.

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twentyfive

Still a sex worker, bet she'd appreciate a weekend getaway with her GFs better, with you there it'll be the same as a vacuum cleaner.

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SirLapdanceanot

@twentyfive now that's not fair. IceyDodo is her loyal regular, giving her thousands of dollars and buying drugs for her. She gives him the best GFE he can buy and I'm sure she appreciates it. 😂😂😂

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Icey

Youre just trolling now. Weve been together 3 years

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SirLapdanceanot

LOL you are a faithful regular of 3 years to her. Why would she give up that gravy train of money and drugs when all it takes is some pretend GFE for you? 😂😂😂

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twentyfive

Not trolling idiot, just telling you a truth you'd rather not hear, she is a sex worker, and that's more of a fact than you can deal with.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

It's cute that any of you think she exists at all.

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twentyfive

^ That's not relevant in the context of this convo 🤣

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Icey

Dancers aren't sex workers. Hookers are sex workers

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twentyfive

^ Sure they are sunshine, just like we're all Geriatric Tricks

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san_jose_guy

People define "sex worker" different ways. Usually the idea is that they want it to include, not divide.
SJG

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twentyfive

Hey Sunshine, she's a dancer, where in a chorus line, a ballet? No bubs, she's not a dancer, she's a stripper, if she kept her clothes on, no one would pay one drop of attention, so back to my original point she's a sex worker !!
Got that SUNSHINE LOL You ain't no better than anyone else, the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be!

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Icey

Sex worker stipulates that sex and or sexual gratification is part of the job duties. That doesn't apply to dancers. Some of you keep confusing hookers working clubs with actual dancers

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twentyfive

^And you confuse Stripper Hos with actual dancers what a delusional idiot, she's a stripper ho, a sex worker,

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san_jose_guy

The "sex worker" definition was invented, I think by Carol Queen, to unify.

Don't want them saying, "I am a dancer, but she is a prostitute".

Want them standing together! So even nude photo models are "Sex Workers"

SJG

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SirLapdanceanot

"She's a stripper ho and this js a.forum about stripper hoes."

"She's a dancer not a hooker."

^^^^^ ROFLMAO two posts by IceyDodo in her own thread that clearly contradict each other.

Who is this supposed "GF"? What does she really do? IceyDodo doesn't even know.

😂🤣🤪

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gSteph

Well hit, Sirlap. But he/she gave you an easy pitch.

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SirLapdanceanot

@gSteph yeah it's like shooting fish in a barrel or paying a stripper whore money and drugs for a Valentine's Day extra special GFE.

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Icey

And our Valentine's was perfect. Sunset on the beach. Very nice seafood dinner. Cruising listening to oldies. Smoking loser leaf in a hot tub....making love. Can't complain.

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CJKent (Banned)

@IceyLoco

Pics of the “Perfect Valentine” or didn’t happen.

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