"I don't know what my natural hair color is..."

steve229
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<p class="MsoNormal">I was sitting with a dancer when she pointed out another girl that had just dyed her hair blonde.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I asked my dancer if she had ever changed her hair color.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>She laughed, said she had changed it so many time she couldn&rsquo;t remember what her natural hair color was anymore.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Naturally this made me think of a line from the Talking Heads song &ldquo;Life during Wartime&rdquo; (&ldquo;I changed my hairstyle so many times now, don't know what I look like!&rdquo;).<span style="">&nbsp; </span>And of course, when I mentioned this to the dancer she had no idea who or what I was talking about. Oh, well.</p>
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earlyriser60609
15 years ago
&nbsp;Steve229: shame that line was wasted on a stripper...that was funny...next time save it for &nbsp;a stripper from the 80's.....20 year old girls are impossible to talk to if you are over 40<img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" />
samsung1
15 years ago
&nbsp;I would reply &quot;at least you still have plenty of hair on your head!&quot; (unlike me)&quot; LOL
steve229
15 years ago
&quot;20 year old girls are impossible to talk to if you are over 40&quot;<br />
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That's so true, but for some reason I keep trying.&nbsp; <br />
<img src="../images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" alt="" />
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