Farts

My farts only smell if I'm the only one there. Otherwise I never smell them.

Yes because my farts still smell bad to me.

Unless, there's just no smell to it.

What the fucking fuck kind of post is this.

@ nicole 1994 and your ramblin on and on posts are any better?

A cf has introduced me to queefs. They’re much more fun than farts.

He who smelled it dealt it. Therefore no smell, no deal.

Is the pussy in the box dead or alive?

Schrodinger's Fart Paradox

Ever had a dancer ask why you were sitting by yourself? I tell them that I farted and the smell has not cleared out yet!

Another

How the fuck can there be a fart if nobody was there to fart?

The smelling of farts require olfactory function. Thus, if nobody is there, then the fart does note smell.

@Jimmy for the win

the person farting smells it

Farts are funny