When you've been reading too much TUSCL

The last time I saw an Asian stripper I thought to myself, "but those boobs aren't the same as nicespice's".

Whenever I see a fat white whale with a stripper all over him like white on rice I wonder if it is juicebox69 IRL.

I work with a guy named Doug and I have to stop myself from calling him Dougster

When you associate the entire city of San Jose with SJG and wonder how many people there know about his organization.

When you see a 60 year guy guy with a young girl and wonder if its JohnSmith.

^ Call him douchester instead

^ I'm sure HR won't mind.

when you consider moving on to rubmaps

When every time you see a pretty girl, you want to start handing her money.

SJG

President Trump Threatens Political Opponents with Violence

President Trump appeared to threaten his political opponents with violence in an interview published Thursday by the far-right website Breitbart. Trump accused his opponents on the left of “playing tough” but said his supporters are tougher, telling Breitbart, “I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump—I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough—until they go to a certain point and then it would be very bad, very bad.”

Jeff Healey Band
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You can never read too much TUSCL

I saw a Papi special at the grocery store today