Today is International Women's Day

If you have something negative to say or you think tuscl should be an all boys club, I will ne by late to dump a load in your basement

"to all the topless dancers"

• beastie boys (paul's boutique)

To all the girls I’ve loved before I’m glad you came along The ride would never have been so sweet without y’all

I'm going to celebrate women's day by blowing my boyfriend while we fly in the jet.

But really, I'll be celebrating it by giving strangers lap dances while he thinks I'm having a girls' night with my friends, because "I don't dance anymore."

LOL.

^doesn't he smell the sperm of strangers on you when you get home? =/

I mean my lap dances are good, so I don't fault men for cummimg in their pants, but I try to make it a point for them not to let their fluids actually get on me.

And I've only danced twice so far this year, so I doubt he would discover a pattern after two nights, even if I were an actual whore.

If I were a ho I'd be a smart ho. Duh!

^ When are you coming to Florida?

Soon, I think.

LMK

I have steadfastly refused to participate in International Women’s Day celebrations ever since 2013 when I drove through Houston’s traffic-choked freeways to the Women’s Day celebration only to be told that they were NOT giving out fee samples!

^ you should have gone to a strip club they give out FEE samples all the time ;)

Smash that like button!

Congrats ladies! and fuck you fag boy

I hate my ex wife

Woah! Ex-wife? Did she divorce you after the abductions?

How did you know about the abductions?

@Chilli_Powdurr- I didn’t like your ex-wife either. The bitch left “teeth marks!”

^^^lol

Smash those lady buttons!