I'm going to celebrate women's day by blowing my boyfriend while we fly in the jet.
But really, I'll be celebrating it by giving strangers lap dances while he thinks I'm having a girls' night with my friends, because "I don't dance anymore."
I mean my lap dances are good, so I don't fault men for cummimg in their pants, but I try to make it a point for them not to let their fluids actually get on me.
And I've only danced twice so far this year, so I doubt he would discover a pattern after two nights, even if I were an actual whore.
I have steadfastly refused to participate in International Women’s Day celebrations ever since 2013 when I drove through Houston’s traffic-choked freeways to the Women’s Day celebration only to be told that they were NOT giving out fee samples!
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I’m glad you came along
The ride would never have been so sweet without y’all
But really, I'll be celebrating it by giving strangers lap dances while he thinks I'm having a girls' night with my friends, because "I don't dance anymore."
LOL.
And I've only danced twice so far this year, so I doubt he would discover a pattern after two nights, even if I were an actual whore.
If I were a ho I'd be a smart ho. Duh!