Stripper says she's English but I'm not sure she is

3/7/2019 3:46:44 PM

and am not sure I'm being suspicious for no reason

It's weird because last night wasn't the first time i talked to her, it wasn't even the second but anytime she had told me where she was from, she never said England originally or even mentioned England but now that she says she's taking a trip there, she's calling it home and when I said "You're not English, you don't have an English accent" she asked another stripper near us where she was from originally to try to convince me, but if while i had been away from the strip club for around a year, she developed a new part to persona, wouldn't the other girls be in on it?

When I said you don't have an English accent a second time, because I don't think she heard me the first time, she changed her accent for five seconds to a Devon accent, people say what good actors, strippers are so she could've been faking the accent

Do strippers ever just add nationalities to their game?

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PaulDrake

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6 years ago

I had a girl claim to be from Barcelona. Literally my first question was about the catalonian independence movement which stumped her. So yeah not from Barcelona.

Icey

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6 years ago

Some people lose their accents. I've known some South Africans and Irish people who lost theirs. As for being from Barcelona, doesn't make her knowledgable about current affairs or an ethnic Catalan.

san_jose_guy

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6 years ago

Why do you worry about such things?

If you're already waking up in the mornings with her, then you should be spending enough time with her to be finding out all such things.

Is this the place in South Melbourne, close to Tasmania?

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Just get friendly with her and get a front room makeout session going. Then fuck her in the back room, then take her home with you and continue to see her regularly.

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JohnTitor

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6 years ago

Maybe she changes accents at a moment's notice like Hillary Clinton & Madonna =)

Maskath

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6 years ago

PaulDrake
How long was it before she claimed she was from Barcelona?
Iceyloco
It’s not that she doesn’t have an accent, it’s she never mentioned England before, if you told someone you were from another state, wouldn’t you say that you’re originally from another country?

skibum609

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6 years ago

If she's hot, she might be hotter if she were english, so why not just go with it?

mark94

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6 years ago

I’ve run into many fake British accents on strippers over the years. Most have a bastardized cockney accent. Not only annoying but un-sexy.

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

If she came as a kid and was mostly raised here then likely she lost her accent, more likely she lost it than she kept it if she came young-enough.

I was born in Cuba and live in Miami (came when I was 9) - I consider myself Cuban but if someone randomly asks me where I'm from or where I grew up I tell them Miami.

Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

Tell her you always wanted to pop Mary Poppins and to lay it on thick. Just give her enough sugar $$$...

In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

flagooner

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6 years ago

Because English dancers can command better tips? Why would she lie about that? Oh yeah, she's a stripper. Why do you care where she says she's from?

Maskath

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6 years ago

I wonder if any of you read what I wrote under the title, she’s told me where she’s from before and since this is the club in south melbourne, i’ll tell you she said it was Cairns which if you don’t know is Queensland and I find it odd she wouldn’t say “ Oh but I’m English”
I don’t care she’s English, it’s more she wasn’t before and now she is

Btw Papi_ Chulo she’s in her thirties and moved fifteen years ago so moved either late teens or twenties

san_jose_guy

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6 years ago

Discuss it with her during some home overnighters.

SJG

ime

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6 years ago

Bob's yer uncle

Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

Accents sometimes fade over time. It could be an act but... [shrug]

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

Oh - I forgot the OP is in Australia - different ball of was I guess

bullzeye

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6 years ago

British accents don’t do it for me. Was with a chick once who had one and it actually was a turn-off. Too bad because otherwise, she was really hot.

flagooner

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6 years ago

A dancer once told me sh was an Eskimo, but I could swear that when I had seen her a few months prior she claimed to be Jamaican. This kind of thing happens often. But it fed right into my Eskimo fetish so I went with it.

twentyfive

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6 years ago

^ Does she smell like a seal ;)

flagooner

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6 years ago

Salmon

Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

I don't know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold