My new favorite quote from a local review

12 comments

• BoringLoser

  •

  6 years ago

  I’ve seen clubs where the toilet was literally right next to the sink. If I had written a review I would have been tempted to mention that.
  
  Probably would have left the urinals part out though
• twentyfive

  •

  6 years ago

  Sounds like a tempest in a piss pot
• wallanon

  •

  6 years ago

  If there is something
• wallanon

  •

  6 years ago

  ...wrong with the bathroom I'll mention it. Otherwise probably not unless something really stands out.
• Hank Moody

  •

  6 years ago

  From a review I wrote about my first trip to Ebony Inn: “The bathrooms are in this room as well, at the back of the room with two urinals and a toilet in a cramped space. The door locks if you need privacy. Funny, but the sink is outside the bathroom door. At least I know that people will likely get guilted into washing their hands.“
  
  I’ll be quietly sitting over here in my glass house in case anyone needs me.
• Cristobal

  •

  6 years ago

  This is shill review, the reviewer writes "a couple of urinals" I need to know numerically how many, 2, 3, etc.
  
  How do reviews with incomplete information continue to pass the peer review process?
• Icey

  •

  6 years ago

  worst i ever saw was shit in the sink... in urinals... One time a guy was jerking off in a toilet stall without a door
• Icey

  •

  6 years ago

  Cristobal, who actually counts and remembers the number of urinals?
• steeldog65

  •

  6 years ago

  I don't remember the club, but you open the bathroom door in the toilet is right in front of you with no one thing to block your view. Don't take a dump in this dump
• Cashman1234

  •

  6 years ago

  One club I frequented years ago had a men’s room with a toilet and sink. The glass window was smashed - and they installed bars to prevent folks from climbing in. The toilet didn’t flush - so it simply filled each night. The stench was awful - and the sink water was not clean either.
  
  I would usually just piss out the window. Rinse my hands with water - and try to air dry them before returning to the entertainment. I began carrying a small Purell after my first trip to that bathroom.
• Icey

  •

  6 years ago

  other than the chain clubs i dont think i ever saw a nice strip club bathroom
• JamesSD

  •

  6 years ago

  If there are no walls around the toilet it means they don't want you shitting at the club. Go to Starbucks or something