My new favorite quote from a local review

I’ve seen clubs where the toilet was literally right next to the sink. If I had written a review I would have been tempted to mention that.

Probably would have left the urinals part out though

Sounds like a tempest in a piss pot

If there is something

...wrong with the bathroom I'll mention it. Otherwise probably not unless something really stands out.

From a review I wrote about my first trip to Ebony Inn: “The bathrooms are in this room as well, at the back of the room with two urinals and a toilet in a cramped space. The door locks if you need privacy. Funny, but the sink is outside the bathroom door. At least I know that people will likely get guilted into washing their hands.“

I’ll be quietly sitting over here in my glass house in case anyone needs me.

This is shill review, the reviewer writes "a couple of urinals" I need to know numerically how many, 2, 3, etc.

How do reviews with incomplete information continue to pass the peer review process?

I don't remember the club, but you open the bathroom door in the toilet is right in front of you with no one thing to block your view. Don't take a dump in this dump

One club I frequented years ago had a men’s room with a toilet and sink. The glass window was smashed - and they installed bars to prevent folks from climbing in. The toilet didn’t flush - so it simply filled each night. The stench was awful - and the sink water was not clean either.

I would usually just piss out the window. Rinse my hands with water - and try to air dry them before returning to the entertainment. I began carrying a small Purell after my first trip to that bathroom.

If there are no walls around the toilet it means they don't want you shitting at the club. Go to Starbucks or something