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Worstt non-air LD

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steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Had a lap dance not too long ago that made me think of this. She was really an attractive woman and after a short conversation with her, decided it was worth getting a lap dance for a test drive. O my God! The woman had no rhythm and nearly wore a hole in my pants with the exact same movement on me during the song. No eye contact nothing but a kind of huffing sound as she rubbed on me. She asked me if I want another, no thank you.

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ButterMan
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6 years ago
I had a terrible one years ago and I remember thinking thats the worsy LD ive ever had. I don't really remember that much about it other than that.
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IfIGottaBeDamned
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6 years ago
Just like SD65’s, I also one of those many years ago. It was so bad I stood up half way thru the first song and quickly paid for one song in full. Her name must have been Dora, because she was so dumb... She asked me for tip as I was walking away.
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Huntsman
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6 years ago
Two examples. One is the shoulder girl. Has her hands on my shoulders while she...I don’t know what she was doing with the rest of her body. It didn’t contact me.

The other is the chainsaw. Grinds so hard in one spot I have to stop her early because I think she’ll saw my dick off.
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PaulDrake
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6 years ago
Top 3 Worst non-air LDs:
3. Brand new stripper who semi grinded with her torso/arms/head perfectly rigid.
2. I think the girl was creeped out by my rain pants and did not make any contact. So basically airdance but I could touch her tits.
1. Baby stripper who absolutely POUNDED my lower abdomen with her pussy. I was bruised and sore for over a day. I tuck downwards so she luckily missed my dick or I would have been injured.
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RTP
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6 years ago
I avoid newby's no matter how they look as I would say that at least 75% of their dances stink. They are new, trying to follow rules I don't want them to follow, they are not confident, and they don't really know what drives their customer's crazy. There may be a few exceptions, but I have learned my lesson and go to experienced dancers.
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TheeOSU
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6 years ago
I've had some bad lapdances over the years. Dancers with stinky pussies or asses to dancers that think acting like a runaway jackhammer on my lap was erotic. No thanks!
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