What are the guidelines for writing a review?

Just click on the link to submit a review and the link to the guidelines pops up.

Thanks

As a rule of thumb best not to name names, say ‘B’ instead of Beth for example. Just speak your mind. Some people like penthouse novels so they get upset when they can’t wank to your reviews due to omission of little details. Can’t please everyone all the time, I say just go for it. The more real reviews on here, the less fuckwit reviews from trolls, the better.

Yeah I don't think they're that reliable overall. A lot just seem like either club ads or reviews by someone who got pissed off at a dancer...

"The more real reviews on here, the less fuckwit reviews from trolls, the better."

Who does these fuckwit reviews?