Tricks of TUSCL Beware!

Me and my trap hoe are here to show y'all old white ass tricks how its done! Watch and learn how a real pimp from the hood does it! I will probably spend just as much money trying to fuck these hoes as y'all but my ego won't let me directly pay for it so I'll just feed them drugs and alcohol instead. I mostly go for ghetto ass hood rats, but rest assured, everything I say works on them classy hoes too. None of them womenz can resist my swagger and pimply ways. And in case none of you thought my shit works, rest assured, I shall create a trap hoe sidekick to confirm everything I say as true. We should probably be fucking by now, given we both live close to one another in California and she is just so swooned by my manly ways and has repeatedly told me how much she loves a good pimp but for some reason we aren't. Stay tuned for my latest exploits on how to date/manage strippers and slap your side bitch when she gets out of line.