For the Metro Detroit Posters

Thanks, Waffle. I'll finally start making some money from this strip club habit.

@jackslash: Well, you're one of a few local posters on my personal "must meet" list, so I anticipate seeing you perform. :)

Finally a legit post. Guess I’ll “smash the gay waffle button” or whatever

@Waffle are you trolling us ? ;))

Finally someone who provides a decent warning to us non homo types. I didn’t check that Instagram since I’m no baloney smuggler.

Thanks Waffle.

"Bring your mom and your admission is free". That may be one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Prize is only $250 ? I guess I'll keep my clothes on if they aren't going to pay more than that.

Me trolling? I would never troll or psuedo promote myself or anywhere I work.

The $250 prize is disappointing. However, "normal"/female amateur night is also happening that same night. I've never seen anyone win more than $200 for (female) amateur night.

I can't wait to see my favorite metro Detroit male TUSCLers strip down. :)

My booty is featured on that page twice as well as a contortion move I do.
Little booties matter.

Mermaid booty... very nice. A Thursday? Sorry my booty can't make it....

Bros, I’ve participated in many of these male amateur contests, and I’ve won a few of them.

I’m booking a flight to Detroit right now, bros, so I can participate in this one.

• Bro!

Objectifying mens' bodies like that is disgraceful

^ that's what women are for

I cant wait for a blow job from NinaBambina when I get to Detroit

Especially with the theme of this board over the weekend (gay).

This board has had a lot of closed gayness for at least 14 years :p

And nice! Will you be attending this event, waffle?