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Favorite Funny Opening Lines

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ATACdawgUnfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?

Dancer: Why, no, I don't....

Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow?

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MackTruck
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Nice shoes!

You wanna fuck?

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Nidan111
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Dancer: ā€œSo, what do you do for a living?ā€
Me: ā€œBreathe, and you?ā€

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