Favorite Funny Opening Lines

Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!

11/11/2018 3:48:24 PM

Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?

Dancer: Why, no, I don't....

Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow?

What are your favorites?

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MackTruck

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6 years ago

Nice shoes!

You wanna fuck?

Nidan111

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6 years ago

Dancer: “So, what do you do for a living?”
Me: “Breathe, and you?”

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