Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?
Dancer: Why, no, I don't....
Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow?
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Favorite Funny Opening Lines
Nov 11, 2018, 3:48 PM
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Dancer: “So, what do you do for a living?” Me: “Breathe, and you?”
Nice shoes!
You wanna fuck?