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Favorite Funny Opening Lines

ATACdawg

Hallelujah! The orange bastard is 90% fired!

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?

Dancer: Why, no, I don't....

Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow?

What are your favorites?

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MackTruck

Nice shoes!

You wanna fuck?

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Nidan111

Dancer: “So, what do you do for a living?” Me: “Breathe, and you?”

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