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Favorite Funny Opening Lines

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Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?

Dancer: Why, no, I don't....

Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow?

What are your favorites?

2 comments

  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Nice shoes!

    You wanna fuck?
  • Nidan111
    6 years ago
    Dancer: “So, what do you do for a living?”
    Me: “Breathe, and you?”
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