I just got accused of being a drug dealer.
I am on a road trip and stopped to eat. I have two phones and both of them with me. The waitress stops by and asked why I had two phones. She asked if one of them is a track phone for dealing drugs...
No joke...
Have any of you had anything like this happen?
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last commentHaha. I should have told her what she was looking for....
Then tell her I was a cop.. hahahahaha
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She just brought my bill and I told her I didnt need it. She says, yea you do and stomps off... what a bitch
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All true except her stomping off. She was not mad.
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I have two phones because I took over another guys business a year ago. I have to carry both phones now.
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I dont need the bill. I am going to just walk out because of the accusations... jk
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Was one of them a flip phone? I’ve noticed drug dealers always use a shitty old flip phone for some reason. I assume because non-smart phones aren’t as easily tracked?
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You should listen to that kevin Gates song called "2phones" its dope shit
Got 2 phones one for the dope and one for the hoes
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@ April No flipper phones
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@ April I know what you mean though
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You need a 3rd phone so you can really play with their minds. :D
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Lol you know there are Android phones that support dual SIM cards right? So you can have two numbers within one phone
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Yup and its not funny when you get harassed by cops or management accused of shit. Its racial profiling
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^^^ I checked into that with my service and it did not seem like a good idea based on others experience
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Every once in a while I get asked for coke. Sometimes I even consider whether I should have some on me just so that’s I can sell it at above market rates.
And LOL at your day.
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Lol what would juicebox do ?
$pice lol
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WWJD - Juice doesnt snort coke - as the bubbles make him sneeze.
Crazyjoe you should have told her the second phone was for tracking your hoes. Then you look the waitress up and down - and offer her an audition in the men’s room.
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LOL
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Lol, I carry two phones on me all the time. One for personal and one for work. I've been asked why I have two phones before, but it never went to drugs... I'm white though
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J'Accuse l'affaire Dreyfus ;)
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You should have told her you were a bidet dealer!
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Was she hot? If she was and you told her you were a bidet dealer you could have offered a free installation in exchange for some brilliant anal action.
Just tell her you need to inspect her butthole so you can offer her the perfect bidet!
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Lol
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i get accused of being a drug dealer all the time
problem is its true
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Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
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^^^ you too? Dam you
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