Accusations

Haha. I should have told her what she was looking for....

Then tell her I was a cop.. hahahahaha

She just brought my bill and I told her I didnt need it. She says, yea you do and stomps off... what a bitch

All true except her stomping off. She was not mad.

I have two phones because I took over another guys business a year ago. I have to carry both phones now.

I dont need the bill. I am going to just walk out because of the accusations... jk

Was one of them a flip phone? I’ve noticed drug dealers always use a shitty old flip phone for some reason. I assume because non-smart phones aren’t as easily tracked?

You should listen to that kevin Gates song called "2phones" its dope shit

Got 2 phones one for the dope and one for the hoes

@ April No flipper phones

@ April I know what you mean though

You need a 3rd phone so you can really play with their minds. :D

Lol you know there are Android phones that support dual SIM cards right? So you can have two numbers within one phone

^^^ I checked into that with my service and it did not seem like a good idea based on others experience

Every once in a while I get asked for coke. Sometimes I even consider whether I should have some on me just so that’s I can sell it at above market rates.

And LOL at your day.

Lol what would juicebox do ?

$pice lol

WWJD - Juice doesnt snort coke - as the bubbles make him sneeze.

Crazyjoe you should have told her the second phone was for tracking your hoes. Then you look the waitress up and down - and offer her an audition in the men’s room.

LOL

Lol, I carry two phones on me all the time. One for personal and one for work. I've been asked why I have two phones before, but it never went to drugs... I'm white though

J'Accuse l'affaire Dreyfus ;)

You should have told her you were a bidet dealer!

Was she hot? If she was and you told her you were a bidet dealer you could have offered a free installation in exchange for some brilliant anal action.

Just tell her you need to inspect her butthole so you can offer her the perfect bidet!

Lol

i get accused of being a drug dealer all the time

problem is its true

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

^^^ you too? Dam you