Accusations

crazyjoe
Colorado
I just got accused of being a drug dealer.

I am on a road trip and stopped to eat. I have two phones and both of them with me. The waitress stops by and asked why I had two phones. She asked if one of them is a track phone for dealing drugs...

No joke...

Have any of you had anything like this happen?

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crazyjoe
6 years ago
Haha. I should have told her what she was looking for....


Then tell her I was a cop.. hahahahaha
crazyjoe
6 years ago
She just brought my bill and I told her I didnt need it. She says, yea you do and stomps off... what a bitch
crazyjoe
6 years ago
All true except her stomping off. She was not mad.
crazyjoe
6 years ago
I have two phones because I took over another guys business a year ago. I have to carry both phones now.
crazyjoe
6 years ago
I dont need the bill. I am going to just walk out because of the accusations... jk
April9424
6 years ago
Was one of them a flip phone? I’ve noticed drug dealers always use a shitty old flip phone for some reason. I assume because non-smart phones aren’t as easily tracked?
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
You should listen to that kevin Gates song called "2phones" its dope shit

Got 2 phones one for the dope and one for the hoes
crazyjoe
6 years ago
@ April No flipper phones
crazyjoe
6 years ago
@ April I know what you mean though
TheeOSU
6 years ago
You need a 3rd phone so you can really play with their minds. :D
Vantablack
6 years ago
Lol you know there are Android phones that support dual SIM cards right? So you can have two numbers within one phone
Icey
6 years ago
Yup and its not funny when you get harassed by cops or management accused of shit. Its racial profiling
crazyjoe
6 years ago
^^^ I checked into that with my service and it did not seem like a good idea based on others experience
nicespice
6 years ago
Every once in a while I get asked for coke. Sometimes I even consider whether I should have some on me just so that’s I can sell it at above market rates.

And LOL at your day.
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lol what would juicebox do ?

$pice lol
Cashman1234
6 years ago
WWJD - Juice doesnt snort coke - as the bubbles make him sneeze.

Crazyjoe you should have told her the second phone was for tracking your hoes. Then you look the waitress up and down - and offer her an audition in the men’s room.
flagooner
6 years ago
LOL
-me
6 years ago
Lol, I carry two phones on me all the time. One for personal and one for work. I've been asked why I have two phones before, but it never went to drugs... I'm white though
twentyfive
6 years ago
J'Accuse l'affaire Dreyfus ;)
4got2wipe
6 years ago
You should have told her you were a bidet dealer!
4got2wipe
6 years ago
Was she hot? If she was and you told her you were a bidet dealer you could have offered a free installation in exchange for some brilliant anal action.

Just tell her you need to inspect her butthole so you can offer her the perfect bidet!
MackTruck
6 years ago
Lol
Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
i get accused of being a drug dealer all the time

problem is its true
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
MackTruck
5 years ago
^^^ you too? Dam you
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