Accusations

25 comments

• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Haha. I should have told her what she was looking for....
  
  
  Then tell her I was a cop.. hahahahaha
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  She just brought my bill and I told her I didnt need it. She says, yea you do and stomps off... what a bitch
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  All true except her stomping off. She was not mad.
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  I have two phones because I took over another guys business a year ago. I have to carry both phones now.
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  I dont need the bill. I am going to just walk out because of the accusations... jk
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  Was one of them a flip phone? I’ve noticed drug dealers always use a shitty old flip phone for some reason. I assume because non-smart phones aren’t as easily tracked?
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  You should listen to that kevin Gates song called "2phones" its dope shit
  
  Got 2 phones one for the dope and one for the hoes
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  @ April No flipper phones
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  @ April I know what you mean though
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  You need a 3rd phone so you can really play with their minds. :D
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Lol you know there are Android phones that support dual SIM cards right? So you can have two numbers within one phone
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  Yup and its not funny when you get harassed by cops or management accused of shit. Its racial profiling
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ I checked into that with my service and it did not seem like a good idea based on others experience
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Every once in a while I get asked for coke. Sometimes I even consider whether I should have some on me just so that’s I can sell it at above market rates.
  
  And LOL at your day.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol what would juicebox do ?
  
  $pice lol
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  WWJD - Juice doesnt snort coke - as the bubbles make him sneeze.
  
  Crazyjoe you should have told her the second phone was for tracking your hoes. Then you look the waitress up and down - and offer her an audition in the men’s room.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• -me

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  6 years ago

  Lol, I carry two phones on me all the time. One for personal and one for work. I've been asked why I have two phones before, but it never went to drugs... I'm white though
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  J'Accuse l'affaire Dreyfus ;)
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  You should have told her you were a bidet dealer!
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Was she hot? If she was and you told her you were a bidet dealer you could have offered a free installation in exchange for some brilliant anal action.
  
  Just tell her you need to inspect her butthole so you can offer her the perfect bidet!
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Lol
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  i get accused of being a drug dealer all the time
  
  problem is its true
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ you too? Dam you