Date at the Olive Garden: when to pop the question??

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Dominic77
Cleveland, Ohio
If you’re going to propose marriage to a stripper on OTC, a question to all the dancers of Tuscl: “in between what two courses” at the Olive Garden you should the man propose to you?

1) as soon as the bread comes out
2) after the salad but before dinner (by now she's had a couple drinks)
3) after dinner but before dessert.
4) Or maybe it should be done at Red Lobster. One of those cases where you have the staff put the ring floating in the lobster tank and get her to look over there when you pass by.

What is the most romantic?

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MackTruck
6 years ago
Smash that like button... lmao
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Dominic77
6 years ago
I apologize for the extra *you in between Olive Garden and Should.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Propose when she starts eating that pasta salad
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steeldog65
6 years ago
Everyone knows its after the salad and prior to main entree.
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Dominic77
6 years ago
But blahblah, there isn't any pasta salad at OG. ...oh! I'm slow. ;)
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Bwahahahaha
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MackTruck
6 years ago
Hide it in the Cheesecake
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MackTruck
6 years ago
The ring that is
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nicespice
6 years ago
Smash that pasta salad button! xD
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MackTruck
6 years ago
^^^ LMFAO... smashing your like button
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April9424
6 years ago
Hide the ring in the to-go box for her to find later at the holiday inn express
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rickdugan
6 years ago
The Olive Garden and Red Lobster. You're all class Dominic. ;)
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Not before the fruitcup is served !
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larryfisherman
6 years ago
Lol
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MackTruck
6 years ago
Right
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
So you guys have been trolling me this whole time? Why do you guys hate me so much I've been nothing but nice to y'all even when you were being rude to me?
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Warrenboy75
6 years ago
Don't take her to Olive Garden.......take her to Red Lobster....order crab legs for her........she'll say yes to anything.
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Estafador
6 years ago
Haha, since she's a stripper, the best she gets is Olive Garden. That's funny and fucked up at the same time.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
The answer is obvious!

When the breadsticks come out - tell her to put them in a warm place to bring home.

If she opens her purse - don’t propose.

If she lifts her dress - she’s a keeper!
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ei8ht_Ball
6 years ago
If she's willing to settle for the Olive garden then you should have already asked a long time ago . . .
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Dominic77
6 years ago
@strippercutie404,

I'm actually glad you responded, if you really do feel that way. Let's air this out. No, I wasn't trolling you or trolling you this whole time. First, I'm trolling larryfisherman, who was actually a good sport about it. This was a re-post from his thread. Second, The "Olive Garden" bit is like a meme on here that Olive Garden & Red Lobster are the two favorite stripper dining spots. Fancy enough, but not so fancy that it's more upscale than she wants. I want to explain it w/o insulting strippers. Third, not trolling you. My back and forth with blahblahblah23 was me and her just having a quick bit and back and forth rapport. She's cool and I like her as a poster on here. So I was playing with her. And she playing back.

Sorry if you though the inside joke was on you. It wasn't. At least that wasn't my intent. I like clowning around but stop at anything mean.
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Dominic77
6 years ago
Funny back story:

When I first started posting here, in a thread I mistook @UKfan for UK=United_Kingdom instead of UK=University_of_Kentucky, so I made a UK-pounds-to-US-dollars statement, and I think a half a dozen guys trolled me over that. Quite deliberately. Maybe not the same as you were feeling here, but I think most posters sort of have a similar baptism by fire initiation here. There's no moderation and it's definitely the boys locker room here, so a little locker room jock mentality that you often see on escort sites, also happens here too.

Welcome to the zoo.
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nicespice
6 years ago
@Dominic

Good thing you cleared that up. We frown on trolling here.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Especially nicespice!
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Dominic77
6 years ago
LOL
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