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Seriously this fat ugly trend has got to go. I'm not talking about girls with a small waist and big ass naturally, thru surgery, or working out. I'm talking about the tubs of lard waddling around with waists as thick or thicker than their ass.
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Like just fucking reject me don't talk shit at me. I used to get violent with dudes when I was a month or 2 into to dancing. I'm more toned down but I still have no control over what mean shit I say to them. I'd still smack them around among other more painful things but I'm scared of being fired :( I've burned some bridges in the past let's say
Makes me think about some of Shadowcats posts.
maybe the turnip girls have a better attitude and are more pleasant to hang out with
I mean seriously, what kind of asshole do you have to be that you can’t get a *hooker* to take your money?
If they get rejected from getting hired by a club, then they are the most shocked about it.
As for how much money some can make, who knows. One of them told me about how she allowed absolutely no touching. And also asked me how much I had made the last shift I worked. I made the dumb error by saying the truth, and then she countered that she made a number that was $30 higher than mine on her last shift.
But there are limits. I don’t want a jumbo - where I can barely squeeze her into a lap dance stall. It’s not comfortable or enjoyable.
There’s a bit of fantasy involved, and I don’t fantasize about obese girls. So I would pass on dances with an obese dancer.
However, I’d be a gentleman and say “No, thanks. I’m not interested in getting dances with you.” - when asked.
She lied. Unless, like one of those extra large dancers here in Louisville was wont to do, she’s doing anything anybody wants.
To be fair, dancers in general tend to be self-promoting and tend to exaggerate the facts. Maybe it’s the side effects of having to be in a sales role?
With larger dancers, I notice they tend to behave even more so that way though.
With those types of girls (and any others who are not as hot as my wife) I am never mean but in my mind I am always thinking "Girls I am in here for a fantasy and I wouldn't even date you in real life for free"
Well actually I hear that there's The System for those who have to learn how to pay *hookers for sex. Works extremely well for assholes (I may know this not from experience maybe*)
*And*, in my experience, they’re more likely to indignantly offended when you aren’t interested in them.
And skinny fat is equally as bad, tone that shit up ladies
I remember once in a club outside of KCK a really large woman set her sights on me and pulled the “indignant” card, commenting “guess you can’t handle all this, huh?”
So I answered her with “not tonight anyway; I left my cattle prod at home.”
It wasn’t too long before a bouncer told me I had to leave. With a twinkle in his eye.
Hmmm. She called me thick and I have a big belly.
I think there is a club 30 miles away w/ some standards that has a reputation. I just like how this one is run? No hiring standards, but I can come in whenever I want. House fee is low, other fees/tipouts are low. No shift minimum. Can leave whenever I want. This is rare in the industry I feel like. Last upscale club I worked at was too stuffy of an environment for me as well :(
People seem to guess I weigh a good 20 pounds less than I do :x
Ooh makes sense. I’m basing all my knowledge about this on TX. I’m sure you know a lot more than I do about other regions.
All the pluses you mentioned are true in Austin and San Antonio clubs. Even the nicer ones. Lately, I’ve been especially terrible with showing up, hustling extra hard for $200-300, and leaving.
For the longest time, I heard about how the money is better in DFW. I still think it’s true, but I learned how many more rules there are in those clubs. With scheduling and also rules on the floor.
slim thick is the ideal
Honestly I put my shit into storage to be an airbnb hobo. I wouldn't worry about it if I was you, you're going to college and gonna be outta this fuckery soon enough :) I'm not in school so it's different.
I don't see anything wrong the $200-300 if it pays the bills, and it doesn't sound like it takes you long. You are also probably busier than I am with obligations.
Our circumstances are just different! No need to be jealous, I'm just a lazy pos stripper bitch lol.
Things got bad when a few guys in my office began referring to me as Shallow Hal.
I can’t change - as I’ve been trolling a certain type for too long now.
Lol I’m the same way.
As far as fat goes, I guess it depends on the stomach. I used to look not very good if I went past 102 pounds. But then I got coolscupting done on my stomach, and now I’m able to push to 105 just fine.
Genetics wise, I had an unfortunate body type that gained weight in the stomach first before anything else. I used to feel most confident when my body weight was somewhere like 95-97 pounds, and insecure about my stomach. Now, I can get away with weighing more than I used to. And my tiddies look nicer as a result (and no, there was no work done on those)
Other day I saw a girl that definitely got a Brazil butt lift. She has the most beautiful shape with a tiny waist. Then you see her in the dressing room out of her 1 piece and she has all these unnatural lumps on her back and stomach and she is too skinny to have cellulite in there... Just scares me off any kind of fat removing procedures :x
I’m not too sure. I remember when I paid for the coolsclupting, it was at an “event” (explaining coolscupting, and drinks+snacks provided), that offered a promotion that if I paid in advance that same night, it would be $500 per treated area instead of $750. (I had already by that point long considered coolscultping, so I knew they were being legit when I was told that.)
The actual technician recommended just one area of my stomach, but the speaker (aka saleslady) after that recommended treating three areas on my stomach in case there was a lumping issue that would make it uneven.
I probably paid $1000 more than I had to. But I’ve been really happy with the results and didn’t have lumping issues.
I know by reputation, coolscupting is considered less reliable than lipo. I’d definitely check the reviews on realself.com very carefully before making decisions on anything.