. . . if you're reading this, I'm not really contemplating replacing you as my CF, and I'm not going to work another girl in front of you in an attempt to lower the price.
You're the fucking best!!! I promise!!! Will you please text me back???
Otherwise, I met this really cute girl last week while you weren't working, and I'm probably going t make it rain pretty heavy for her this weekend . . .
. . . but I'd rather be with you!
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Oh goodness, I hope you stick around here.
I hope the two of you can work something out. Let us know how it goes.
Haha
Everything's alright. She texted back. I don't think she knows. Just a mild bout of paranoia, that's all.
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