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Bupropion, sold under the brand names Wellbutrin and Zyban, is an antidepressant and smoking cessation aid. There are several articles that state users have increased sexual function while on bupropion. One woman states that she went from having difficulty achieving a single orgasm to achieving easy multiple orgasms. (1) A 47 year-old woman stated that she had the libido of an 18-year old boy while on bupropion. (2) However, several men have complained about suffering premature ejaculation caused by bupropion. In a case report, one man complained his Time to Splooge, or TTS, went from 5 minutes to 1 minute while under the influence of bupropion. The case report goes on to state that this man’s TTS returned to normal after 2 weeks of stopping bupropion treatment. (3)

My guess, which could very well be wrong (Is WebMD really a doctor?) is that the premature ejaculation in the case report is caused by increased levels of dopamine. Bupropion, unlike most antidepressants, is not an SSRI. SSRIs are known to cause sexual dysfunction and delayed ejaculation. (4) Bupropion is not classed as a drug that primarily affects serotonin, rather, it is classed as an NDRI, a class of drugs that primarily affect dopamine. (5)

So, it looks like we have a drug that increases libido, increases interest in sex, and causes premature ejaculation in men.

While most men would generally prefer to avoid premature ejaculation. There might be a specific use for this drug.

This drug may allow one to achieve easy Lap Dance Kings, or LDKs, in the strip club.

It is my observation that doctors hand out antidepressants like candy (those drug representatives must be sharing a lot of research and free stuff with doctors). I imagine it would be very easy to require a prescription for this drug. In addition, it is also a smoking cessation aid so that is another way a person might require a prescription for bupropion.

Perhaps bupropion can do for strip clubs now, what performance enhancing drugs, or PEDs, did for baseball in the 90s. Individuals could achieve record numbers of LDKs in record time.

(1) https://www.harpersbazaar.com/beauty/hea…
(2) https://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2017/08/…
(3) https://www.researchgate.net/publication…
(4) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_…
(5) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bupropion