Stripper Shit 101: How often do dancers say you look (10-15) years younger than

^You walk into the club they say go home 12 year old children, aren't allowed in strip clubs

So often that I was deeply surprised and hurt when I asked an employee (female, age 29) how old she thought I was and she thought right.

All the time.

I was more impressed with my eye doctor telling me I'm seeing 6 years younger than my age

This used to happen all the time and not just from strippers, sadly not so much in the last 2 years.

It happens all the time to me everywhere. Great genes.

I have a baby face AND I’m black.

Black don’t crack :-)

Because we want the contents of your wallet

Because we want the contents of your wallet

^ What GV said. Everyone says that to me. One local girl has even requested to see my ID multiple times. One day I'll actually remember to show it to her.

Replace 'dancers' with 'people' and I just about hear it almost every day. Just babyface things.

What if she told you the truth " you are fat , your breath smells like ass and I can tell you have a tiny dick "

It’s programed into strippers to say that to their customers. Sales 101, and it happens in other industries involving sales.