^Then you wake up and realize you were dreaming, and drag your obese carcass out of bed and step on the scale and say to yourself I can’t see my dick my fat gut is covering it up.
One dancer eas feeling my thigh and asked How my thighs got so big. I said from dragging my hose around. It is 300 feet long and I have to roll it up on my cox reel
I generally don't ask a guy if he works out if he doesn't seem to lol, but I do tend to find at least 1 thing to compliment someone on, yes.
Funny story I had one 45ish guy who got a few dances from me one night that would flex his biceps while I'm dancing for him then I'd feed him stripper shit like "oh your muscles are so sexy you're so strong baby" then he'd feed me drunk (and maybe high) shit of "oh baby you are so sexy we should fuck!!".. rinse and repeat for a few songs. Fucking gold.
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You really don't know who you dealing with on this board, do you?
And I’m not afraid of a few online people insulting me.
Here is me at the gym to prove it
Funny story I had one 45ish guy who got a few dances from me one night that would flex his biceps while I'm dancing for him then I'd feed him stripper shit like "oh your muscles are so sexy you're so strong baby" then he'd feed me drunk (and maybe high) shit of "oh baby you are so sexy we should fuck!!".. rinse and repeat for a few songs. Fucking gold.