I went to a club and had a crazy dance
Chilli_Powdurr
Last night I went to a club and I think it may have been a high milage club. I had this cute blonde dancer come by and she started rubbing the front of my pants. We went to the back and she straddled me cowgirl style and rode me hard. She refused to stop even though I tried pushing her away. I kind of climaxed and made a big mess. The front of my pants were wet so I paid her and ran out the door covering my face. I was so emberassed even though the dancer told me not to be. Is this normal? Does this happen to anyone else?
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last commentIs that like a little pregnant?
So I'd say, jiz away. It means you're getting a good dance. In the words of that great observer of American culture, Yakov Smirnoff, "What a country!"... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?…)
* I hear that he offers a brilliant course on the philosophy, theory, and practice of jizzing in your pants. University credit is available! ;)
However, and I say this without intending any disrespect, I fail to see the harm in taking him seriously. If it is fiction it's funny. If it is true then we should help they guy. He needs to embrace the LDK. Regardless of veracity the story is entertaining!
It's all brilliant! ;)