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I went to a club and had a crazy dance

Jul 15, 2018, 5:21 PM
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Chilli_Powdurr
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Last night I went to a club and I think it may have been a high milage club. I had this cute blonde dancer come by and she started rubbing the front of my pants. We went to the back and she straddled me cowgirl style and rode me hard. She refused to stop even though I tried pushing her away. I kind of climaxed and made a big mess. The front of my pants were wet so I paid her and ran out the door covering my face. I was so emberassed even though the dancer told me not to be. Is this normal? Does this happen to anyone else?

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abqspencer

kind of climaxed?!

Is that like a little pregnant?

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Chilli_Powdurr

Yes, my pants were soaked

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Chilli_Powdurr

Was she trying to emberas me?

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MackTruck

You got jizzed on

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MackTruck

Lmfao

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jsully63

Why did you try to get her to stop riding you? This is why your paying for.

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Rod84

Geez - First off, nobody's even looking. If someone does look, it'll be in the club and you may get a knowing smirk from another PL who says, "Looks like you enjoyed yourself." Outside the club, short of your dick hanging out, nobody's going to say a word.

So I'd say, jiz away. It means you're getting a good dance. In the words of that great observer of American culture, Yakov Smirnoff, "What a country!"... (youtube.com)

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4got2wipe

PM lapdanceking82 and ask for advice. He is an expert in the ways of the LDK*.

  • I hear that he offers a brilliant course on the philosophy, theory, and practice of jizzing in your pants. University credit is available! ;)
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DeclineToState

Uh, TrollWarnBot, we've got a new one for you.

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4got2wipe

DeclineToState, if you think the guy who says he soaked his pants with jizz is a troll you're probably correct.

However, and I say this without intending any disrespect, I fail to see the harm in taking him seriously. If it is fiction it's funny. If it is true then we should help they guy. He needs to embrace the LDK. Regardless of veracity the story is entertaining!

It's all brilliant! ;)

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max_starr

Why were you pushing her away?....I'm curious.

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SirLapdanceanot

@lapdanceking82 LMAO Chilli needs LDK special education.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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