NYC clubs from hell

Dont goto strip clubs in Manhattan, but this week I did go to one I knew would be a disaster. Infested with 40 year old divorced golddiggers. Since I am Russian, I hate that accent, and dont want to hear them talking no filter in russian. I dont even tell them where I am from, I just say born in NYC.

me: "where do you live?"

her: "[name of club]smiles"

me: "good one, where are you from?"

her: "I am not russian"

me: "what do you do during the day?"

her: "this is my sister valerie"

me: "nice"

her: "you wanna dance?"

me: "your not my type"

her to her sister "poshli"

I just bite my cheek and know I'll be back to my #1 club next week.

PS Later in the night 2 Russian strippers break off from a PL, run through a congested hallway and one shouts in Russian to other "he was in operation desert" and both laugh like hyenas uncontrollably and keep trotting past me.