NYC clubs from hell

Dont goto strip clubs in Manhattan, but this week I did go to one I knew would be a disaster. Infested with 40 year old divorced golddiggers. Since I am Russian, I hate that accent, and dont want to hear them talking no filter in russian. I dont even tell them where I am from, I just say born in NYC. me: "where do you live?" her: "[name of club]*smiles*" me: "good one, where are you from?" her: "I am not russian" me: "what do you do during the day?" her: "this is my sister valerie" me: "nice" her: "you wanna dance?" me: "your not my type" her to her sister "poshli" I just bite my cheek and know I'll be back to my #1 club next week. PS Later in the night 2 Russian strippers break off from a PL, run through a congested hallway and one shouts in Russian to other "he was in operation desert" and both laugh like hyenas uncontrollably and keep trotting past me.