A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?'" Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because women don't have a wife!"
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is, that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
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Wife and husband have been married for quite a few years and wife asks husband to get some pills that would make sure he'd be up to some action in the bedroom again.
Husband brought home diet pills.
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Lol
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Great jokes - lol! Very funny marriage jokes always make me laugh.
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These are hilarious!
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roger,
Assuming the diet pills were for the wife, THAT husband is now DEAD! :)
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@Clubber - ha ha yeah he died thinking all's he was tryin to do was be helpful !
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions!
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roger,
Like the old Rodney Dangerfield joke.
Husband: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
Wife: Take me somewhere I never go.
Husband: I took her to the kitchen.
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Clubber - that’s a great joke! Rodney had some excellent jokes!
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