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Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!
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A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because women don't have a wife!"
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is, that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
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Wife and husband have been married for quite a few years and wife asks husband to get some pills that would make sure he'd be up to some action in the bedroom again.
Husband brought home diet pills.
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Assuming the diet pills were for the wife, THAT husband is now DEAD! :)
Like the old Rodney Dangerfield joke.
Husband: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
Wife: Take me somewhere I never go.
Husband: I took her to the kitchen.