Which one of you did this?

Most of us would have guessed it was you.

Lol! The story is definitely funny! This guy had a plan. He found the horse he wanted in the clearance section - then took the horse to the bedding department - and got comfy - and got busy! That’s crazy shit!

If he just bought the stuffed animal and took it home for the encounter - I wouldn’t give a shit - that’s his thing and it’s all good.

The moral of the story - enjoy your plushies OTS - not ITS. And purchase them before taking them OTS....

ime doth protest too much, methinks. I think we know who the plush horse ducker is now!

Follow Cashman1234’s brilliant advice. No horse ducking in the store for ime! ;)

so what you got tired of the dog and moved onto stuffed toys? you sad lonely little man

Come on ime...

You can insult a guy. You can insult a guy's mother. You can insult a guy's girlfriend.

But insulting a guy's wiener dog? That's non-brilliant :(

I am not insulting the dog. Unless you are implying that his feelings hurt because you now prefer stuffed animals.

When I read the article I could see SJG doing something similar. Then I could see him debating with the arresting officers - that the plush horse actually wanted it (because of the front room make out session).

We know SJG can’t afford strippers. He can’t afford AMP’s anymore. He can’t afford a fleshlight either. So a plushie is about as close as he will get to fucking a nice furry bush...