Which one of you did this?
4got2wipe
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Thursday, June 21, 2018 5:47 AM
Guy jacks off onto a stuffed horse in Walmart:
http://straight.fleshbot.com/8435106/onl…
You know that guy has posted on TUSCL.
Admit it, if the story said "he was wearing a cheap polyester suit" you'd say "I guess rickdugan was in Florida" and assume he'd post a story where he'd spin the horse encounter into a story about OTC with with a 9.5! ;)
Remember people, jacking off onto plush toys for children while you are in the store = non-brilliant!
http://straight.fleshbot.com/8435106/onl…
You know that guy has posted on TUSCL.
Admit it, if the story said "he was wearing a cheap polyester suit" you'd say "I guess rickdugan was in Florida" and assume he'd post a story where he'd spin the horse encounter into a story about OTC with with a 9.5! ;)
Remember people, jacking off onto plush toys for children while you are in the store = non-brilliant!
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If he just bought the stuffed animal and took it home for the encounter - I wouldn’t give a shit - that’s his thing and it’s all good.
The moral of the story - enjoy your plushies OTS - not ITS. And purchase them before taking them OTS....
Follow Cashman1234’s brilliant advice. No horse ducking in the store for ime! ;)
You can insult a guy. You can insult a guy's mother. You can insult a guy's girlfriend.
But insulting a guy's wiener dog? That's non-brilliant :(
We know SJG can’t afford strippers. He can’t afford AMP’s anymore. He can’t afford a fleshlight either. So a plushie is about as close as he will get to fucking a nice furry bush...