Good lord did I enjoy myself last night. Day before I did a 18 hour poker session. Starting with $200 and ending with $1,500. Needles to say once I’m rested I awake to clubbing thoughts. Washed and sprayed the smelling sauces on me then bounced to a favorite club.
Kicked the night off with standard one song tryouts with chicks I’ve been curious about and discovered a new favorite. She was so good I told her to stop once a hundred was spent. She called me captain then increased mileage omg she was fun with promise.
Did find a new ROB but all she got was the change...stupid cunt like lol...she could have made so much more but her lose
Next on to an old favorite that I came with purpose to see. Did a standard $100 vip to warm up for a $200 Champagne...she is a hot, young, blond Russian that drives me insane...despite her age she is more experienced than some well session pros....she is a keeper indeed.
Once I recoup I wanted to champagne with my new girl I discovered and once I did the $200 she was more than welcome to make me happy...this one I got a good feeling will OTC me soon. This one was tinny and that ass and pussy I had to eat...I actually talked her into to standing on the couch and turning around to sit on my face...first time ever and a repeat I ate her ass and pussy until she vibrates lol...bitch tasted like heaven
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Something about a small chick in general I just have to eat that Shit....medium to plus size chick never lol
I had an amazingly good time
That’s a great night Juice! Did you come home with any of your poker winnings?
I usually drop my pants - stand on the couch - and tell the whore (sorry the dancer) - to keep rimming until I’m clean as a whistle! They live it so much - some try to give me a big kiss after - lol!
Was this another one of your wet dreams?
Wet dreams implies Juice wakes up in sheets soaked in Four Loko and BBQ sauce?
Lol you fucks lol
Punted all my poker profit this night lol
That’s okay. At least you’re not in the hole.
Was in that pussy whole LMFAO
Juice and his misuse of words is spot on sometimes!
Lol
Butterscotch indeed like heaven
I bet you got the taste of shit too
LMFAO
Of course he loves it! It’s combining sex and tasty food - what could be better? Pussy that tastes like BBQ sauce?
I wonder how many ways she walked away feeling violated after having juice's tongue up her ass. At that point, any remaining shred of self esteem was gone. No Silkwood shower is ever going to remove that shame, though at least she had the cleanest ass in the club that night. ;)
I’m thinking she walked away with a bit more dignity - than she would have had if she had eaten Juice’s ass. Gargling with bleach can be rough on the body.
Rick Dugan would know all about removing any shred of self esteem from a stripper, because he has plenty of experience doing it.
SirLDAlot - in theory - that sounds tasty - fudge and butterscotch - mmm!
Butterscotch and dingleberries - not so much - lol!
LMFAO
My son went on a tour of Ireland last year. I told him that when he visited Dingle not to eat the berries because they bad for you. He innocently warned his chaperone who just rolled his eyes. We had a good laugh when I explained it after he got home.
juicebox69, don’t listen to rickdugan.
I could see a girl feeling violated by a rickdugan rimjob. After all, no girl wants a douche up her butthole.
But you’re a brilliant guy juicebox69! You keep rimming the girls! ;)
LMFAO
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