I took a huge red shit

Few things are as satisfying as a big healthy shit. However, a red shit can be uncomfortable to find filling the bowl. It’s good you knew the cause of that red shit.

Hmmm those type of shits usually burn the ole taint.

Try turning it Kelly green after drinking an excess of green beer on St. Patrick's Day. Don't ask me how I know, lol

So did I ! Mine was due to eating 3 bowls of chili.

crazyjoe, try eating a bunch of scotch bonnet while you eat the beets. I bet that'll teach the McD shitter!

Trust me, it'll be brilliant!

• scotch bonnet peppers

I can see crazyjoe playing with the turds as they float around. :)

I know ya'll talk a bunch crap but I don't really try to hype my game but one day I was amazed for I took 3 visits to the restroom: 1st crap 20 incher , 2nd crap 18 incher, then I went again with a 22 incher. Yes, that's over 5 feet of poop all in one day and I couldn't believe it but it happened and hasn't happens since.

Did you bring a tape measure to the shitter with you?

The length of your turds is quite impressive - but it’s the girth that matters! At least that’s what she said - lol!