I took a huge red shit

crazyjoe
Colorado
I ate lots of beets on my salad last night and I turned the shitter at McDonald red

9 comments

  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Few things are as satisfying as a big healthy shit. However, a red shit can be uncomfortable to find filling the bowl. It’s good you knew the cause of that red shit.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Hmmm those type of shits usually burn the ole taint.
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Try turning it Kelly green after drinking an excess of green beer on St. Patrick's Day. Don't ask me how I know, lol
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    So did I ! Mine was due to eating 3 bowls of chili.
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    crazyjoe, try eating a bunch of scotch bonnet while you eat the beets. I bet that'll teach the McD shitter!

    Trust me, it'll be brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
    7 years ago
    * scotch bonnet peppers
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    I can see crazyjoe playing with the turds as they float around. :)
  • Austin1
    7 years ago
    I know ya'll talk a bunch crap but I don't really try to hype my game but one day I was amazed for I took 3 visits to the restroom:
    1st crap 20 incher , 2nd crap 18 incher, then I went again with a 22 incher. Yes, that's over 5 feet of poop all in one day and I couldn't believe it but it happened and hasn't happens since.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Did you bring a tape measure to the shitter with you?

    The length of your turds is quite impressive - but it’s the girth that matters! At least that’s what she said - lol!
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion