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I took a huge red shit

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crazyjoeColorado

I ate lots of beets on my salad last night and I turned the shitter at McDonald red

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Cashman1234

Few things are as satisfying as a big healthy shit. However, a red shit can be uncomfortable to find filling the bowl. It’s good you knew the cause of that red shit.

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shailynn

Hmmm those type of shits usually burn the ole taint.

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ATACdawg

Try turning it Kelly green after drinking an excess of green beer on St. Patrick's Day. Don't ask me how I know, lol

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Mate27

So did I ! Mine was due to eating 3 bowls of chili.

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4got2wipe

crazyjoe, try eating a bunch of scotch bonnet while you eat the beets. I bet that'll teach the McD shitter!

Trust me, it'll be brilliant!

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vincemichaels

I can see crazyjoe playing with the turds as they float around. :)

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Austin1

I know ya'll talk a bunch crap but I don't really try to hype my game but one day I was amazed for I took 3 visits to the restroom:

1st crap 20 incher , 2nd crap 18 incher, then I went again with a 22 incher. Yes, that's over 5 feet of poop all in one day and I couldn't believe it but it happened and hasn't happens since.

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Cashman1234

Did you bring a tape measure to the shitter with you?

The length of your turds is quite impressive - but it’s the girth that matters! At least that’s what she said - lol!

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