Maybe juicebox69 can act as the president's lawyer. I'm sure that juicebox69 has defended himself in court for all sorts of mayhem: jaywalking, loitering, etc.
I'm sure juicebox69 will do a brilliant job!
Or the president could hire rickdugan. That guy seems to know everything. Just ask him!
Ted Olsen, who was GW's Solicitor General, has turned down Donnie Two Scoops twice now, and is dissing him on MSNBC now.thehill.com
Ann Coulter is dissing him today too (“So Stormy says she and Trump had sex only once. I guess if you want the guy to screw you repeatedly, you have to be one of his voters,” Coulter tweeted.) thehill.com
When the rats start jumping off the ship, that is usually an indication that the ship is going down
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last commentBrilliant question!
I hear that skibum609 has been contacted by the First Lady, but I'm not sure whether anybody here can help the President.
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Maybe juicebox69 can act as the president's lawyer. I'm sure that juicebox69 has defended himself in court for all sorts of mayhem: jaywalking, loitering, etc.
I'm sure juicebox69 will do a brilliant job!
Or the president could hire rickdugan. That guy seems to know everything. Just ask him!
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Sorry I don’t know any good lawyers.
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99% of lawyers are giving the other 1% a bad name.
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A good lawyer is hard to find, instead look for a competent lawyer.
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Ted Olsen, who was GW's Solicitor General, has turned down Donnie Two Scoops twice now, and is dissing him on MSNBC now.thehill.com
Ann Coulter is dissing him today too (“So Stormy says she and Trump had sex only once. I guess if you want the guy to screw you repeatedly, you have to be one of his voters,” Coulter tweeted.)
thehill.com
When the rats start jumping off the ship, that is usually an indication that the ship is going down
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Like the phrase
"government intelligence" or "honest politician" the term good or honest lawyer is an oxymoron!
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