Strip club and other service combinations

impala wrote, "I don't want a donut shop because LEO would always be there"

^You would if you're trying to avoid 2 AMers! :)

strippers + poker, especially with a dancer as the card dealer. How about strippers + DMV? Something to do while waiting in line there.

Dominic77, have you seen the women the DMV hire, no thank you

Here you go...

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

oh, I assumed the gov't would fire them and hire strippers. So I guess, no, on that one, lol.

how about:
strip club + child daycare. (wife might ask you why $900 daycare suddenly costs $1900/mo, lol!)
strip club + bikini strip car wash
strip club + dentists' office. (the pain shall set you free)
strip club + dog wash and groomers.
strip club + chacken and waffles. (soul food with soul sisters)
strip club + marriage counseling.

Dentist office. Wouldnt mind getting my teeth cleaned by a topless babe.

Too late on one of those:

https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=172…

Too late on one of those:

https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=172…

How bout strip club airline

Starbucks
Barnes and noble
Adult amusement park, automatically get a stripper riding with you(or riding you!)

Long ball, Is that place a real car wash or is that just its name

Read the reviews; they will actually wash your car. Two dancers; topless.

yeah chess, the hygienist at my office does kind of do that. It's fair because she likes it rough while cleaning me. I think she has issues but that's fine by me. I'll be a little rough on this guy here but I'll sort of put my boobs in face so he won't complain, so it all evens out in the end.

Longball300 has the cleanest car in the state

strip club + library w/ librarian in glasses and pencil skirt strip show & tease ever half hour.
strip club + girlfriend supermarket
strip club + gun range, gun store, & ccw classes
strip club + tailor/seamstress. Held your trousers hemmed while you wait! They're off anyway! ;)
strip club + cigar shop & hookah (can't run the system here)
uber + lap dances / VIP

Dealers in a casino topless

Actually, I was just passing through on my way to Myrtle. It was late and the "car wash" was closed and the club in front of it was open. Daytime, I would have ponied up the $$ for a wash whether my car needed it or not just for the experience. Went to Mirage and Centerfolds in Greensboro instead. Both decent clubs but not the greatest value.

Uber...... Boober=topless backseat ride along passenger....... Doober=privacy window with reefer piped in and large bag of Doritos included.

BTW the Treasure Club in Greensboro has "Limo Rides" where allegedly services are rendered..... not that I would know anything about that.

LMFAO.

jsully63, I've remember topless dealers before in Atlantic City years ago. Was one of the small casinos that were failing after the big growth spurt AC had. With the dire conditions in AC they might wanna revisit the idea.

Here’s an idea - for the married clubbers. A strip club with all the amenities needed to shower and have your clothes cleaned while you relax in a comfy robe (or clean comfy pajamas?) and enjoy the club.

You could club - then shower - and put on clean clothes before going to your car.

How do you pass your time in an airport while waiting for a connecting flight? I vote for lap dances!

Strip club hotel eliminates the logistics of setting up otc.

Seriously a strip club inside the security checkpoint at airports would be fantastic for those short layovers where you don't have quite enough time to hit a club and go back through security.

I would also like to see a strip club donut shop. I wouldn't be a customer but you know the cops aren't going to hassle the other clubs since they could spend all their free time at the one with the donut shop and say they are watching the club closely to protect the comunity values.

^^^ @cashman: the locker room at the club is a super idea.
Years ago, one of my business colleagues and I put together a pretty thorough business plan for the airport lounge strip club. Great way to pass time waiting for connections. We had a variant plan for an offsite version that would shuttle PLs to and from the terminal and guarantee you wouldn't miss your flight. We would have flight information displays in the club, locked storage for baggage, text notification of departures, flight changes... And great dancers with a solid VIP room, naturally.

Can't think of anything where adding strippers would not be a positive (except where minors are involved)

Stripper nurses - I def think they would aid in my recuperation

Stripper nursing-home assistants - not a bad way to pass one's golden-years.

Or stripper home healthcare aid - Ace!

Azrookie - that’s an excellent idea! It’s basically a first class lounge - with strippers! I might miss a few flights with a vip room right in the terminal!

- Regular passenger area: long lines, rude people, cold coffee, no place to sit or charge your phone
- First class - Free drinks, no lines, charging ports everywhere
- Platinum area - Prime rib meals, free top shelf liquor, leather chairs and cigar bar, concierge to take your carry on bags
- DD Area - Strippers

Works for me

Would put a whole new meaning to "Flying the Friendly Skys"