Strip club and other service combinations

30 comments

• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  impala wrote, "I don't want a donut shop because LEO would always be there"
  
  ^You would if you're trying to avoid 2 AMers! :)
  
  strippers + poker, especially with a dancer as the card dealer. How about strippers + DMV? Something to do while waiting in line there.
• impala

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  7 years ago

  Dominic77, have you seen the women the DMV hire, no thank you
• TheeOSU

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  7 years ago

  Here you go...
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  oh, I assumed the gov't would fire them and hire strippers. So I guess, no, on that one, lol.
  
  how about:
  strip club + child daycare. (wife might ask you why $900 daycare suddenly costs $1900/mo, lol!)
  strip club + bikini strip car wash
  strip club + dentists' office. (the pain shall set you free)
  strip club + dog wash and groomers.
  strip club + chacken and waffles. (soul food with soul sisters)
  strip club + marriage counseling.
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Dentist office. Wouldnt mind getting my teeth cleaned by a topless babe.
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Too late on one of those:
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=172…
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Too late on one of those:
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=172…
• impala

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  7 years ago

  How bout strip club airline
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Starbucks
  Barnes and noble
  Adult amusement park, automatically get a stripper riding with you(or riding you!)
  
• impala

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  7 years ago

  Long ball, Is that place a real car wash or is that just its name
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Read the reviews; they will actually wash your car. Two dancers; topless.
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  yeah chess, the hygienist at my office does kind of do that. It's fair because she likes it rough while cleaning me. I think she has issues but that's fine by me. I'll be a little rough on this guy here but I'll sort of put my boobs in face so he won't complain, so it all evens out in the end.
• impala

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  7 years ago

  Longball300 has the cleanest car in the state
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  strip club + library w/ librarian in glasses and pencil skirt strip show & tease ever half hour.
  strip club + girlfriend supermarket
  strip club + gun range, gun store, & ccw classes
  strip club + tailor/seamstress. Held your trousers hemmed while you wait! They're off anyway! ;)
  strip club + cigar shop & hookah (can't run the system here)
  uber + lap dances / VIP
• jsully63

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  7 years ago

  Dealers in a casino topless
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Actually, I was just passing through on my way to Myrtle. It was late and the "car wash" was closed and the club in front of it was open. Daytime, I would have ponied up the $$ for a wash whether my car needed it or not just for the experience. Went to Mirage and Centerfolds in Greensboro instead. Both decent clubs but not the greatest value.
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  Uber...... Boober=topless backseat ride along passenger....... Doober=privacy window with reefer piped in and large bag of Doritos included.
• Longball300

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  7 years ago

  BTW the Treasure Club in Greensboro has "Limo Rides" where allegedly services are rendered..... not that I would know anything about that.
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO.
• impala

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  7 years ago

  jsully63, I've remember topless dealers before in Atlantic City years ago. Was one of the small casinos that were failing after the big growth spurt AC had. With the dire conditions in AC they might wanna revisit the idea.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Here’s an idea - for the married clubbers. A strip club with all the amenities needed to shower and have your clothes cleaned while you relax in a comfy robe (or clean comfy pajamas?) and enjoy the club.
  
  You could club - then shower - and put on clean clothes before going to your car.
• Electronman

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  7 years ago

  How do you pass your time in an airport while waiting for a connecting flight? I vote for lap dances!
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  Strip club hotel eliminates the logistics of setting up otc.
  
  Seriously a strip club inside the security checkpoint at airports would be fantastic for those short layovers where you don't have quite enough time to hit a club and go back through security.
  
  I would also like to see a strip club donut shop. I wouldn't be a customer but you know the cops aren't going to hassle the other clubs since they could spend all their free time at the one with the donut shop and say they are watching the club closely to protect the comunity values.
• azrookie

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ @cashman: the locker room at the club is a super idea.
  Years ago, one of my business colleagues and I put together a pretty thorough business plan for the airport lounge strip club. Great way to pass time waiting for connections. We had a variant plan for an offsite version that would shuttle PLs to and from the terminal and guarantee you wouldn't miss your flight. We would have flight information displays in the club, locked storage for baggage, text notification of departures, flight changes... And great dancers with a solid VIP room, naturally.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Can't think of anything where adding strippers would not be a positive (except where minors are involved)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Stripper nurses - I def think they would aid in my recuperation
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Stripper nursing-home assistants - not a bad way to pass one's golden-years.
  
  Or stripper home healthcare aid - Ace!
  
  
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Azrookie - that’s an excellent idea! It’s basically a first class lounge - with strippers! I might miss a few flights with a vip room right in the terminal!
• impala

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  7 years ago

  - Regular passenger area: long lines, rude people, cold coffee, no place to sit or charge your phone
  - First class - Free drinks, no lines, charging ports everywhere
  - Platinum area - Prime rib meals, free top shelf liquor, leather chairs and cigar bar, concierge to take your carry on bags
  - DD Area - Strippers
  
  Works for me
• impala

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  7 years ago

  Would put a whole new meaning to "Flying the Friendly Skys"