TUSCL March Challenge
rogertex
Texas
Here's March challenge for your next visit.
Pick two of the freakiest dancers on the shift.
Approach one of them and ask her to bring the other dancer (point towards the other one) - to your table for a memorable challenge.
When they are with you. Say this:
"ok, you both are the freakiest dancers here today. I want dances from one of you. To decide, dance one song together on the side stage (pointing towards the side stage that is not in use). Get your freak on. Be on top of each other. I'll pick one based on who's got the nasty. I'll be there tipping you both during the dance"
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I guarantee, the hard part is done! Dancers will love the challenge. Both will get their freak on - the small, idle side stage. Walk up and stroke their spirits as they are all over each other - shove a dollar for every good move by either dancer. All told - tip $10 during the song.
After the song is over, the dancers will come back to your table.
Give each a fair review.
"Sasha - I loved it when your tongue slithered up Tonya's thighs and greeted her pussy - which erupted ever briefly. Plus your ass kept my dick in check" ... and more here
"And Tonya, as you were coming down the pole - you took the attention away from the main stage - whata sight" ... say all the good things.
Feel free to say something a dancer could do better too. Remember feedback is a gift.
After that it is time to pick. Go with your feelings. If one of em really floated your boat. Announce the winner and thank the runner up for her effort. Else if both performed well - split the dances. But one dancer at a time. (Two at a time is seldom good for you)
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PS: from Feb challenge. Now that you mentioned it maybe one of the brazen wanna dance dancers could have tried that. I can almost hear it in one of their voices. I was probably too busy LOLing from her wanna dance that I don’t even remember it. I was sort of a huge dick back then. I was thinking more in the context of a dancer whom I was interesting in buying or tipping asking for a tip (like the girls on stripper web say to do). Also I wasn’t counting the original stage shows where prior to LDs being common a dancer might do a 5 song stage show. Many of then before they would start stripping would prod the audience to tip. She’d have a crystal glass or a crystal bowl on stage to hold the tips. She would some minimum in mind —$10 or $20 total from all the guys — before she take clothes off. Then part of the show would be her performing to increase tips and audience participation. That seems quaint now that a live stripping female would be a big deal to generate anything like tipping in the old days. These days it’s hard enough to separate guys with a $1 for a tip.
But yes this challenge is officially approved, endorsed, sanctioned by the great TUSCL board of regents - the supreme authority on naked women. In fact the regents only rule is - if it's good for you, it's approved, go for it.
So get yourself a couple of butt flappin damsels next time you visit your club and have them dance off. But be fair when judging!
If a TUSCLer follows the March challenge recipe, there a 75% or better chance of good times and fun.
(yeah - a club could have an asshole for a manager that does not allow two dancers showing off on an unused side stage, etc etc)
But having the dancers agree to continue the party OTC - well we've got GMD to take it from there.
Unless dancers do view SC as the supreme authority on good and bad dancers.
And each takes it to heart and the loser is devastated.
In my case - I tell the dancers I have a PhD in "naked women dancing" and I'm the best judge. Dancers go - whatever, as long as this guy is throwing money and appreciating us.
This is a useful challenge. It’s not like a strip club version of impractical jokers.
I sort of miss the ole quaint days because it felt like dancers were performers and entertainers instead of just extras girls or otc girls. It seems kind of sad to be that the invisible hand of the market forces the hand of prostitution. Kind of sad. But it’s what the guys want.
But as they say, when in Rome ... ;)
I’ll jump off my noble pervert soapbox now. I do recognize the fallacy that I’m really no better than you guys.
The only requirements should be (a) consenting (b) adults
If our society focused on the above two and only the above two - they would really be enforced resulting in much lower rapes, assaults and child trafficking.
By labeling sex for money (prostitution) a vice and making it illegal - most of LE resources, time and energy goes towards busting lonely John's and their amorous interests - while the real crimes continue - Rapes and Child Trafficking.