I was at the club today, and admittedly I was eaves dropping on a well dressed gentlemen drinking high end scotch, from whom I remember had to be Rickyboy Dugan. I had met him once before and learned a ton about picking up strippers at the club. I was hoping to repeat our first encounter, and boy did I!
Rickyboy is a regular at this dive bar, and flashes around his gregarious and self agrandizing personality. He has lots of pride. A cute dancer comes up to him and makes some small chat for a few minutes before popping the question to him. She says, “Can I borrow $250 from you?”
Rickyboy answered without missing a beat, “No, but you sure as hell can earn it!”
Lmfao!!!
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last commentClose. The missing detail is Jack Daniels on the rocks (or a double) instead of scotch. I’m pretty sure that’s in my copy of The System (TM).
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I need to reread my copy of the system. I know the brand of booze means something - and I’m unsure of whether it’s scotch or whiskey -
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Come on Meat, get it right. Rick would be paying $15.50 for a measured 2 oz Jack, and complaining about having to pay for a tap water back.
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Yet nobody rocks a size 60 portly, white three piece like Ricky Boy. LOL
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Size 60 portly? Ricky’s lost weight! Sweating to the oldies is working for him.
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Dancers who are his classic prey they call any caramel colored (or ice tea colored) liquor .. “oh, so you’re drinking Jack Daniels!” It’s like all they know in their world. And Rick needs to send that clear signal to the dancers.
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