Cleaned up after LDK/BJ/FS

one of those wipey things folded into a little package

I have it easy. I take meds for BPH. A side effect is retrograde ejaculations. So no mess.

I don't do extras in the club very often anymore, but when I did, I always brought a few wet wipes, folded small in a little plastic ziplok (snack sized ziplock). Go into bathroom stall, wipe dick. Otherwise any residual wetness or stickiness drives me crazy.

I leave right after I LDK and on the way home I put some tissue behind the jizz spot on my underwear and my bare skin. Then at home I change my underwear.

I bring tissue or wet wipes to clean up. Then I go to the bathroom to flush the tissue down the toilet and use toilet paper for anything else I've missed.

There have been occasions when I was unprepared and had to drive home in my stickiness which was fine. No SO to come home to so no worries.

....How do you guys LDK, I was never able to release no matter how good the dance was.

Definitely the baby powder seems to help in this regard. I feel far less sticky.

Simple solution. Light sandwich baggie with two condoms you like (primary and backup) then fold like 3 or 4 wet wipes in there. Folds neatly in pocket with no mess. Baggie keeps wet wipes wet.

When you are done put used debris in baggie which can again be pocketed. Dircreetly toss in the restroom trash.

Your welcome

Yeah, I ordered a variety package of tiny ziplocs of various sizes on Amazon. Very handy for many things including the aforementioned club pack of items. Hell, the bathroom trolls usually have those wipes too. I remember one troll had a container of flushable baby wipes in each of the bathroom stalls at PH in Detroit. That dude got a nice tip.

I'm gonna go buy me some wipeys (or if I'm ever at a BBQ place, grab me a handful when departing).

I walk into the men's room where the troll has his stuff spread out, drop trou, and say "clean this". Now and then I get lucky.

Pretty much the only extra I get in clubs anymore is a BBBJ, and unless she lies about it, it’s CIM, so cleanup is a matter of her either swallowing or spitting into a towel, which I usually have with me. Sometimes she’ll spit in the corner, but that club is closed now. Then I’ll wipe myself off with the other paper towel.

@shadowcat ouch doesn't retrograde hurt? I take straterra which causes excess pre seminal fluid, and full closure of the urethra for a few minutes after ejaculation. Trying to pee within the first 5 minutes HURTS. I also can't LDK, even if I pop a viagra....I just get way harder, but I can't come through clothes....

At one of my clubs, the girls keep folded paper towels in their purses. I'm assuming they replenish their purse after every extra because most of them carry around tiny bags. Those girls will hand me a towel or two to clean myself up.

Another club I went to a few times had dancers with their own wet wipes in much larger bags they took with them into the private dance rooms. I clean myself up.

At my primary spot, the club stocks each LD room with containers of wet wipes. The girls at that club will typically clean me up themselves before tending to themselves.

This club has a shelf above the lap dancer monitor's head that has at least 10-12 containers of extra wet wipes on it at all times. I've gone into an LD room with a dancer where she's checked the current wet wipe amount of the container in the room and realized it was empty, then headed publicly asked for a fresh container with me standing right next to her. It was no secret to everyone within shouting distance what was about to go down between her and I.