A Pornstar, a Stripper, and Your Ex

The last time I had a GF, I was in my late 20's. That would make her in her 70's now. So she is out. My favorite porn actress is Russian and since I don't speak it or want to travel to Russia, she is out.

So that only leaves the stripper.

Lol great reasoning!

1. There's not a single ex-girlfriend I want to see again, hence the ex.
2. Pornstars never appealed to me and the ones who would sleep with me are washed up.
3. That leaves the stripper!

There are 2 ex's I would see again. As far as a porn star there are a few I'd like to see. As the stripper goes there is one.

I've seen my favorite ex on facebook, and she has definitely lost her mojo, so that's a no. I don't have a favorite stripper that's a real-standout in my mind, maybe that one in Pensacola. My current favorite pornstar is Anna Bell Peaks. She is a total freak and would be a once in a lifetime fuck. Definitely her.

Kill the ex. Fuck the pornstar. Marry the stripper.

Sorry, my bad. Wrong game.

Well, since this is fantasy. I'll pick the pornstar. I probably can have my Ex or my stripper. So those aren't fantasies.

RealDougster. Lol! That’s very funny!

Since I’ve already had sex with my ex and my favorite stripper - I’d choose my favorite porn star. I’ve never fucked a porn star - and I’d like to experience that once. It could be a huge let down - but it would be something to knock off my bucket list.

Several years ago I dumped a very young woman who had been fun until she decided life with Meth was even better. She started stripping "full time" to pay for the drugs and eventually did several porn scenes for Vivid. She continued to text me occasionally even after she moved to Calipornia. I saw her at a lunch place last fall (with her new boyfriend) and she came by my table to visit briefly. Besides pointing out that she has a new boyfriend who helped her move back, she said she spent 6 weeks in a clinic and is "clean" now.

SO, I guess there is a possibility I could "only pick one" and still hook up with an ex-girlfriend, a porn star and a stripper! But I'll pass - I am looking forward to meeting my next favorite stripper, not reliving old times.

My favorite stripper. She's better looking than anyone I'd consider a porn star. My exes are exes for a reason, If I wanted them I'd be with them.

if it's the porn star in her heyday, yeah.

I have two ex gfs I would love to bang one more time.

If your ex is a stripper you get cheated out of a choice..........

1. I'm going to not only add one choice, but put it as my top option: "The One Who Got Away." Been kicking myself for 14 years about one woman. Would love to fix that wrong in my life, even if just for one night.

After that:

1. Pornstar
2. Stripper
3. Ex

Lmao these are great responses! Thanks for playing

Probably the pornstar.