Sorry to hear you've been ill, my friend. But I can't ignore my very good friend's birthday. I'm coming down South in this winter when I'm able, I'd be delighted to buy you a lap dance at Follies to celebrate.
Don't get carried away, Juice. We are old, but I wouldn't piss Shadowcat, the king of the 2 am reporters. Who knows you might be a 2 am'er one of these early mornings. We've got a few ace attorneys here that might take the case pro bono. :)
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Just keep having those birthdays. In my book, that damn sure beats the alternative. Don't know how I would feel if I become a burden on others.