Over at friends' house for Christmas, I was presented by their darling daughters, ages 10 and 8, a nice little cookie-tin full of goodies. The tin featured quite prominently the word "SNOW" in big block letters amid Christmas scenes. I (unfortunately or fortunately?) turned the box in reverse direction while receiving it, and had to keep myself quite suddenly silent because what I saw were two sweet little girls preparing themselves for careers at ...
ahem ...
"MONS".
Geez you know your mind is too occupied with stripper stuff when ...
And probably another instance of "we see what we want to see".