Tampa Christmas Weirdness

Over at friends' house for Christmas, I was presented by their darling daughters, ages 10 and 8, a nice little cookie-tin full of goodies. The tin featured quite prominently the word "SNOW" in big block letters amid Christmas scenes. I (unfortunately or fortunately?) turned the box in reverse direction while receiving it, and had to keep myself quite suddenly silent because what I saw were two sweet little girls preparing themselves for careers at ...

ahem ...

"MONS".

Geez you know your mind is too occupied with stripper stuff when ...