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8 years ago

Mercedes' Law

Things I've learned from leftist lunatics:

  1. women have the right to speak out against sexual abuse, except for faggots and Muslims

  2. faggots are awesome, they're so awesome they get to tell everyone else how to live their lives, including women, including telling women who they can and can't have sex with, except

  3. Muslims are even more awesome, they get to rape women with total impunity, and even get to throw faggots off of buildings, just because

so, I'd like to propose Mercedes' law: effective immediately, faggots are no longer allowed to fuck each other. they're only allowed to fuck juice blenders, garbage disposals and weed wackers. any faggot caught fucking another faggot will immediately be thrown off the nearest tall building. this will continue either until we run out of faggots, or faggots stop trying to try other people how to live their lives.

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vincemichaels

AMEN !!!

Won't it be grand to watch txtittyasshole thrown off the Ren Cen here some day in Detwaa !!

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Clubber

Could this post be insensitive?

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Bj99

I’m confused.. vm, didn’t you just tell a bunch of your friends that you ‘love fucking (them) in the ass’ in the sexy Christmas outfit thread. I’m not judging or anything, but you did just say that.

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twentyfive

Yes @Bj99 you are confused what the OP actually said was he likes wearing sexy Christmas outfits and getting fucked in the ass by Muslims and faggots.

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Bj99

I don’t know.. from all of the promises and dates I see getting set up here, those tall buildings are going to be pretty busy.

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Cashman1234

What about all those Muslim faggotts who love getting ass fucked? The ones who pray to allah - when they bend over and say Aaaaaahlaaa-ak-butttt....

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Cashman1234

I apologize if my last post might seem offensive - or insensitive.

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wildbourbon

In many of their cultures--especially Afghanistan--your not guilty of gay sex if you're doing the penetrating. The receiver is the one who gets in trouble.

Look up bacha bazi. The culture existed before Islam in these societies and Islam doesn't condone the activity but is most cases is powerless to stop it. As a result, many powerful men who adhere to Islam also practice man-boy love.

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RandomMember

I'd say @Analvone writes at the 8th grade level. Half the time I can't even figure out what the fuck he's trying to say. It's not even accurate to call his posts political -- more like random, incomprehensible, gibberish.

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RandomMember

^^^asshole.

@Analvone is one of the truly biggest dipshits on TUSCL.

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RandomMember

In the runoff for TUSCL's biggest dipshit, I would nominate @Analvone and @GammaNUt. Between those two, gotta give the preeminent dipshit award to @Analvone. He's the more illiterate of the two.

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san_jose_guy

Anonlvon sounds like you have a real problem. And his is not the only one on TUSCL like this.

  1. Women can and should report sexual abuse and bring a stop to it.

  2. LBGT's have the same rights as you and I do and should not be a target for discrimination.

  3. Same goes for Muslims.

What does the word 'Mercedes' have to do with this?

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san_jose_guy

How about just the impresonation trolls? That would wipe away most of Dougster's posts, like the above.

SJG

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ime

Infidel, you do not criticise the "Religion of Peace", in the USA you can only criticise white Christians.

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anonlvone

@ san_jose_guy - Mercedes Grabowski, the birth name of August Ames

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Dougster

I think anonlvone is trying to be funny, but is bombing out on it.

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anonlvone

oh yeah, forgot to add, if you're a Muslim faggot, you're obligated to immediately throw yourself off a tall building, unless you earn a special dispensation by throwing a traitorous faggot off a tall building in your place (like a certain politician whose first name starts with Paul and who was butt buddies with the recent faggot in chief)

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Bj99

It’s 2000 late :/

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TheOne&Only

Yeah, Mercedes' death was unbelievably tragic. It is the same sort of asshole SJW trolls that we have on here that drove her to hang herself. Might even have been a couple of the same folks on twitter.

Having said that, there is something to be said for not sharing every little thought that goes through your head on twitter and facebook. Maybe (at only 41) I'm just too old to understand it.

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