Mercedes' Law

Things I've learned from leftist lunatics:

1) women have the right to speak out against sexual abuse, except for faggots and Muslims

2) faggots are awesome, they're so awesome they get to tell everyone else how to live their lives, including women, including telling women who they can and can't have sex with, except

3) Muslims are even more awesome, they get to rape women with total impunity, and even get to throw faggots off of buildings, just because

so, I'd like to propose Mercedes' law: effective immediately, faggots are no longer allowed to fuck each other. they're only allowed to fuck juice blenders, garbage disposals and weed wackers. any faggot caught fucking another faggot will immediately be thrown off the nearest tall building. this will continue either until we run out of faggots, or faggots stop trying to try other people how to live their lives.