Jobs that should be more "stripperish"

44 comments

• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Jehovah's Witnesses?
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Lol something tells me moms and wives across america would not be happy with the idea of a 20 something girl in a stripper outfit showing up at their front door with a package for mr. Johnson.
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Cashier.
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Cheerlader
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Nurse
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Teacher...
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Cashier at a Men's clothing store or sporting goods but I don't think it would work at Walmart. :)
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Teachers are already getting into enough trouble. :)
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Wouldn't get much studying done, eh, shadowcat ??
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  I vote for KFC workers. Females only.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  It would be great if a plumbing service had hot girls in daisy duke shorts - and thongs - coming out to bend over and plunge your toilet...
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  And while they are bent over ??
• rick33

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  7 years ago

  Gas Station(by law in OR), Car Wash, Boot sales, Trampoline sales.
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Plumber might work.
  
  http://plumbingcontractor.site/plumber-c…
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Barbers
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  News anchor
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  ShadowCat - they could save time by allowing customers to swipe their credit cards between those sexy cheeks too - lol!
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  Firefighter.
  
  No... that would probably end badly.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Strippers have no morals, no ethical values, no shame, and tend to lie and manipulate to get ahead.
  
  Therefore, they make perfect lawyers.
• wildbourbon

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  7 years ago

  I'd just like to have plain ol' good looking waitresses come back. Every time I go out it seems like I get a man waiting on me, or an old hag. Hostesses used to have the decency to sit a single male (or a couple of businessmen) with a waitress but to my chagrin this has not been happening for the last few years.
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  Auto mechanic
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  It would be nice to have stewardesses again. Remember this?
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHnqnyze…
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  I'm sure you'll be forwarding all of this to Donald Trump, Roy Moore, and Andrew Puzder.
  
  Ruth Bader Ginsburg still brags about the pasting's she has given to the airlines over such stuff.
  
  Women need to be safe and treated respectfully in the work place.
  
  SJG
  
  https://www.amazon.com/How-Israel-Lost-F…
• Book Guy

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  7 years ago

  Dental hygienists ... oh wait, come to think of it, some of them already are ...
  
  
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  I don't think nurses would work - stripper outfit too impractical. But maybe the LPNs or nursing assistants that do some of the lighter work, and they could earn tips to supplement their low pay. Win-win
  
  The environment inside an airplane is similar to a strip club - crowded and cold - so stripper outfits would be no less practical there. They could dance in the aisles for tips, and reserve the back lavatories as VIP rooms, while 1st class may have enough room for "in seat" entertainment. Win-win
  
  There used to be two clubs in Atlanta that had Barber chairs and strippers that could do hair cuts. Remembered to get my hair cut every two weeks back then. I get hot shaves from my current Barber and I've often thought a BJ would go nice with a cut and shaved. Razors locked up tight before joc6.5 makes an appearance, though!
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  @book guy yeah, but would it be practical for a dental hygienist to dress like a stripper at work?
  There is opportunity to make tips, though. I could tolerate all that poking of my gums with a sharp object a lot better if my dick was getting sucked at the same time.
  
  Dentist: I'm concerned that your gums are bleeding.
  Me: of course they're bleeding, you just spent 15 minutes poking them with a sharp stick
• Electronman

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  7 years ago

  If not mistaken, a few barber shops have featured topless stylists. Besides you can have some fun under one of those barber shop capes with a motivated stylist.
  
  
• 79terrier

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  7 years ago

  There's a barber shop here in Phoenix that features workers in bikinis/sleepwear. I think I'm done bigger cities they have women who will clean your house topless
  
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Full service gas station attendants
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  We have had hair cutting salons where the women are massage girls, and they do sessions in the back, or at a place just around the corner. Usually they are pushing their tits up against you and are quite amenable to extensive feel ups. But when you do that, they will ask for a commensurate tip. I feel that you should honor this request.
  
  SJG
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Dental hygienist. So true. For the past 20+ years I have had 3 dental hygienists and they all have been smoking hot MILFs. I just got lucky because not all the hygienists in the office are hot.
  
  
  Any retails sales that involve men making the purchases would be good. Hot women could probably get men to spend more money as long as they new a little about what they were selling.
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Drug company reps! Already pretty darn close!
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ I bet some of them are doing "extras" already, too.
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  As one that spent a lot of time it banks, I sure would recommend they let the puppies breath there. :)
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Dental hygienists and drug company reps are both great calls! Most are totally hot!
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  Golf course beverage cart driver
• rockstar666

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  7 years ago

  My escort friend does haircuts. Manscaping too! She advertises "topless haircuts" but of course FS is available.
  
  Funny nurses came up; I've dated 3 nurses in the past 5 years or so...BB with all of them since I knew if I caught anything they could take care of it for me! LOL Nothing quite like a hot nurse...
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  @pensionkimg, I can’t remember where it was, but I once heard of a golf course that held a scramble, and they hired some local strippers for just that purpose. Apparently lots of balls went “out of bounds” during that scramble. :)
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Rockstar666 - topless haircuts would be excellent! There are times when I get a haircut - and I’m thinking - if this girl was hot and topless - it would feel great when she brushed against my arm - or when she leans over - the view would be hot!
• samsung1

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  7 years ago

  Lady jane hair cutting business
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  Would you really want the sorts of women who work in strip clubs as your dental hygienist?
  
  Do you believe any properly trained as a hygienist, would put up with a topless requirement?
  
  SJG
  
  How Capitalism is Destroying Itself
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euH3pAuL…
  
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• larryfisherman

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  7 years ago

  Teachers is good, that would actually get me excited to come to class.
• Ermita_Nights

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  7 years ago

  There used to be a topless barber shop in Brisbane.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZWaETMY…
• Ermita_Nights

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  7 years ago

  One time I got pulled over by a state trooper in Ohio. She was young and hot. Told me she was nervous because it was her first solo traffic stop (I was doing 90 on a country road in a 1972 Buick Centurion). She had me sit in the front seat of the squad car while she wrote out the ticket. I was eyeing her handcuffs and thinking of the fun we could have. But I wimped out.