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rl27
Ohio
Often a dancer will ask me what I am thinking while we are talking or I am getting a dance. Usually I answer with a simple answer like "how good your breasts look," or "how nice your smile is." Occasionally, either on purpose or by accident I end up tripping a dancer's game up.
The most recent happened to be unintentional. One the way in to the club I passed by a car with Arkansas license plates, so when the dancer asked me what I was thinking I blurted out. "I was wondering why Kansas is not pronounced Kansaw, or why Arkansas is not pronounced Ark Kansas." That completely tripped her up, she just sat there open jawed staring at me with "what the heck" look on her face for a good twenty or so seconds, before she finally said, "are you putting me on?
That was the best response I have yet to get from any answer I have given. Much better than any smart ass answer I have yet to come up with.
What answers have you given, and what kind of reactions have you received.
The most recent happened to be unintentional. One the way in to the club I passed by a car with Arkansas license plates, so when the dancer asked me what I was thinking I blurted out. "I was wondering why Kansas is not pronounced Kansaw, or why Arkansas is not pronounced Ark Kansas." That completely tripped her up, she just sat there open jawed staring at me with "what the heck" look on her face for a good twenty or so seconds, before she finally said, "are you putting me on?
That was the best response I have yet to get from any answer I have given. Much better than any smart ass answer I have yet to come up with.
What answers have you given, and what kind of reactions have you received.
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When I was early in my marriage - I was a bit obsessed with Marilyn Chambers, Jill Kelly and Amber Michaels - and fisting porn. So a what I was thinking wasn’t something most women would have wanted to hear.