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Often a dancer will ask me what I am thinking while we are talking or I am getting a dance. Usually I answer with a simple answer like "how good your breasts look," or "how nice your smile is." Occasionally, either on purpose or by accident I end up tripping a dancer's game up.
The most recent happened to be unintentional. One the way in to the club I passed by a car with Arkansas license plates, so when the dancer asked me what I was thinking I blurted out. "I was wondering why Kansas is not pronounced Kansaw, or why Arkansas is not pronounced Ark Kansas." That completely tripped her up, she just sat there open jawed staring at me with "what the heck" look on her face for a good twenty or so seconds, before she finally said, "are you putting me on?
That was the best response I have yet to get from any answer I have given. Much better than any smart ass answer I have yet to come up with.
What answers have you given, and what kind of reactions have you received.
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last commentmy mind is blank.
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I have never liked anyone, stripper or not, to ask me what I'm thinking. If you want to talk, bring up a subject of conversation. Don't pry into my mind.
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I come here to take a break from thinking
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I was thinking about me cumming in your mouth.
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I am like joc13, I go to the club to relax and not think.
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I used to get that from civvies when I used to date - can't recall the last time I got that from a dancer, but then again I don't have faves that I spend extended amounts of time talking to
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My SO no longer asks what I'm thinking. Guess she got tired of hearing, "nothing"...which is usually the truth at the end of the day. I have come to understand that the thought of clearing your head and not having your mind constantly flooded by insignificant mental banter is completely unfathomable to most women.
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^^ I agree. My wife spends time and energy thinking about the most insignificant stuff. Or, significant stuff she has absolutely no control over.
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I’m sure my so never wanted to know what I was really thinking. If I didn’t maintain an elaborate mental filtering mechanism - my marriage would have ended much sooner!
When I was early in my marriage - I was a bit obsessed with Marilyn Chambers, Jill Kelly and Amber Michaels - and fisting porn. So a what I was thinking wasn’t something most women would have wanted to hear.
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You never know... "So... whatcha thinkin?" "About Amber Michaels and fisting porn" could have just added that extra spice. When all her girlfriends would be complaining about how boring their office drone husbands are, you could stand out from the pack. At the very least, she might have asked around about how she could step it up.
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Ppwh - I’m sure that would make me stand out. I’m not sure if it would have been a good way to stand out. I’d be more like a guy who stands out in a police lineup!
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