She told me that her period was late...
rickdugan
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So a few nights ago I had the following discussion:
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Her (after we had finished): I don't want to scare you, but my period is two days late.
Me: Okay (as I am still enjoying the afterglow laying on the bed with my arms stretched back)
Her: So what are we going to do about it?
Me: What I'm gonna do is say "Congratulations" to you and the baby's Daddy. (with a smile)
Her: Don't worry, I'm not going to try to blackmail you or anything...
Me: Honey, I think you may be confused. The last time we went out together was over two months ago. You've had two periods since then, so it cant' be me.
Her: I haven't done [XYZ} with anyone else...(blah, blah, blah).
Me: Honey, I'm not trying to be mean, but you need to start thinking about who you were with 2 or 3 weeks ago. If you had your last period five weeks ago, that's when you were ovulating.
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From there, the pregnancy conversation stopped and things went back to light banter. Needless to say though that this girl is definitely off of my OTC roster moving forward. Anyone else have a girl try something like this?
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Her (after we had finished): I don't want to scare you, but my period is two days late.
Me: Okay (as I am still enjoying the afterglow laying on the bed with my arms stretched back)
Her: So what are we going to do about it?
Me: What I'm gonna do is say "Congratulations" to you and the baby's Daddy. (with a smile)
Her: Don't worry, I'm not going to try to blackmail you or anything...
Me: Honey, I think you may be confused. The last time we went out together was over two months ago. You've had two periods since then, so it cant' be me.
Her: I haven't done [XYZ} with anyone else...(blah, blah, blah).
Me: Honey, I'm not trying to be mean, but you need to start thinking about who you were with 2 or 3 weeks ago. If you had your last period five weeks ago, that's when you were ovulating.
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From there, the pregnancy conversation stopped and things went back to light banter. Needless to say though that this girl is definitely off of my OTC roster moving forward. Anyone else have a girl try something like this?
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No, @Lone_Wolf, she was most likely advocating for her favorite charity.
Lol yes that is exactly where this was headed
What color is the sky?
Funny how this works. You pay desperate girls for sex and they continue to try and extort you.
By her saying “I’m not trying to blackmail you” - is like saying “I’m really trying to blackmail you!”
You knew that you were last with her 2 months ago - so that totally invalidates the timeframe of her argument.
If you decide to be with her in the future - I’d recommend getting a vasectomy before. She might be looking for child support.
My case was also a single mom. Thay"re desperate and I try to avoid them now.
SJG
You know what they call people that "pull out" as a form of birth control?
Parents.
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=1267…
I was still wearing the condom when I pulled out, but when I was 3/4 of the way out, it was in the process of falling off. She felt a tug and pulled open her lips so that it would easily fall out the rest of the way. When I was 100% out, I checked and I was indeed still wearing the condom. This is when she started freaking out on me. Here is how it went:
Her: Did you cum?
Me: Yes
Her: What just happened?
Me: Relax, everything is OK
Her: It is not OK. Do you understand what can happen if any of that got in my pussy?
Me: I was still wearing the condom when I pulled out
Her: Yeah, because I helped.
Then all the sudden she calmed down, gave me a high five, and told me that I was awesome.
Being horny and stupid I fucked her BB while she was on her period. A month later she told me her period was late.
Just the thought of being linked to this wacked out honey thru a child for the rest of my life kept me a awake for five nights straight until she finally had aunt flo. This honey would have relished ruining my life.
It gave me a new perspective on who's worth fucking. I mean its one thing to risk a broken condom on a fine sexy honey and another to risk a pregnancy on six crazy women.
Lol!
She said "you are" - I replied with "Unlikely Hun". then I revealed that I was vasectomized several years ago - she got pissed off or embarrassed or whatever and moved out of state shirtly thereafter. I guess she was trying to raise some cash for her move which she conveniently never informed me about. I struck her off my X as card list. ha ha.
Then I had another girl get pregnant "just after" we had sex, but again I was V safe and I suspect she was already pregnant when I fucked her although as a larger woman it was hard to tell. She mentioned it to me but never accused me of being the father.