Lightning Does Strike twice - update

goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
This is the girl that is the daughter of a woman I worked with a long time ago. Short recap is I recognized her and ID'ed her mother. Dances but would not VIP with me. Saw her go with other guys.

Got a text this morning from a number I do not know. "thx 4 not telling my mom"
ME: ??
HER: this is XXXXXX
ME: how did you get my number? (surely she did not ask her Mom for it!!)
HER: mom's phone (ok, so she checked her mom's phone for recent contact from me)
ME: told you I wouldn't tell!
HER: ur sweet

About an hour later
HER: Buy me a drink?
ME: When?
HER: Now. I'm in church with Mom, but meet me at (a place near Athens) 12:30.

I figure what the hell. I got there and she was already there, finishing a jumbo sized margarita. Wearing an oversized Falcons jersey as a dress. She ordered us two of what she had been drinking, top shelf all the way.

She said she checked with her brother and I was NOT the guy at work that had an affair with Mom. So her brother knows about Mom's affair AND somebody at work WAS tapping that fine piece of ass. I asked if that meant I could take her to VIP. She got red and said she would think about it. (worth the trip to Athens already).

She ordered another drink for herself, but I was driving. These were like 20 oz drinks. She asked if I could drive her home (!!!!!). When the check came it had six of these huge margaritas on it. She said she had a few before I got there. I guess this place did not understand the concept of overserving. So $110 later we head to my car. She needed a little help walking straight. OK, she needed a little help not falling over. We get to the car and she says she has to pee. Goes to the front of my car and hikes up the jersey (no panties) and squats and pees. Basically naked in the parking lot with cars going by 20 feet away. One guy just about stopped and honked in approval.

Got to her very nice condo and she said I had to come in because the Falcons game had already started. Roommate was gone until later tonight. Curled up on the couch with me. At one point after she was naked I asked if I was a stranger what her rules were for doing a room (what VIP is called at her club). She took a breath and blurted it out like she has said it a thousand times before. "250 plus 100 for the room I suck and I swallow I don't fuck." I kind of paused and she had this annoying look like I did not pay attention the first time and said it again even faster.

I left about three hours later. I guess rules were made to be broken. But I stayed that long mostly because she wanted to be with somebody and not alone. She said I still can't be a customer in the club because that would be weird, plus in the club "I suck and I swallow I don't fuck". Somehow more weird than what just happened, I guess.

I was prepared to give her several hundred for the effort, but she said I bought her drinks and if a guy spends that kind of money getting her drunk she usually spends the night with them (I'm guessing she's popular at frat parties). I insisted she take $100 so she could make her own margaritas at home. I guess the bar tab plus $100 is almost what she would have made from VIP, so I did not feel bad only giving her $100. She said she might be up to "having drinks" again!

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rh48hr
7 years ago
I'm not sure why you would want to meet with her again. You get nothing out of it, yet you paid her for her drinks and sat with her naked on a couch. Not sure what the end game is for you.

If her answer for doing anything with you is no, then I think it's time to move on. She is willing to suck and swallow other dudes but not you because you knew her mom a long time ago. OK that is fine, but I wouldn't spend any more time with her in this scenario.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
I guess I was too subtle in saying "rules were made to be broken". We broke her "I don't fuck" rule.
Dominic77
7 years ago
Thanks for the story, @goldmongerATL. I enjoyed the other ones in the series as well.

@rh48hr, unless I read between the lines more than there is from @goldmongerATL, he did indeed get something out of it. To continue with the innuendo, I'll use a baseball metaphor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_m…). I think you're assuming some random National League pitcher was as bat when instead it was more like barry bonds or mark mcgwire.
Doces300
7 years ago
Am I adding to the story, or did you insinuate that you tapped it while you were there? Why else the $100? I got confused after reading rh48hr's response.
Doces300
7 years ago
Nevermind lol
Dominic77
7 years ago
I'm thinking innuendo flies over the head of the median Tuscler. ... or they don't date & flirt much. Innuendo -- either with the girls or when regaling with the guys -- keeps the girl's honor and reputation intact.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
the way I look at it, I spent about $195. That was her side of the bar tab. I won't count the $20 in gas :-)
Dominic77
7 years ago
My last most was more mean that is should have been; disregard it.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Upon further reflection, not sure if I would repeat if she texts again. (Did I really just say that?)

Really trying to figure the "why" from her end.
Tired of college guys?
A little extra easy money right at home (fully expecting I would pay despite her "protests")?
This was to get me hooked and more money will flow later?
Taking that one further, looking for a sugar daddy?
Thrill of having a secret like that to keep from Mom?
Seems to be hung up on Mom having had an affair at work (which was at least 14-15 years ago). Maybe a mental inyourface at Mom to know she could fool around with the same guys Mom did (even though I did not actually)?
Setting me up for an "I'll tell Mom and Dad situation", in which case keeping it out of the club would not require admitting working at the club? FWIW I don't think that's the case, but doing all what ifs.
clubdude
7 years ago
The first two sentences in the 8th (?) paragraph says it all. 195 well spent.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Maybe I am viewed differently than random old dude paying her money since she knows a bit about me and I am a safe first try at OTC?
DroidX
7 years ago
I would repeat at least one more time. If a good looking girl texted me to have drinks, than invited me up to watch football, I would be all over it. Her getting naked and you scoring makes it that much better. Sounds like a win-win for the sort term.
mjx01
7 years ago
or she's working the baby daddy plan on you
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Baby Daddy - THAT would be an interesting one to explain to Mommy and Daddy!
rh48hr
7 years ago
My mistake, I guess I wasn't reading between the lines. :-) After re-reading I get it now.

Have fun! Who cares if she won't do anything ITC if you are tapping dat ass OTC. Have drinks on a regular basis!
shailynn
7 years ago
Score!!!! Great story, you tell excellent stories BTW.

It does seem quite surprising she called you, as soon as you said she was naked on her couch with you I knew you were going to break her rule.

So why DID she call/txt you? I would bet she could probably have sex with many guys closer to her age, but she found you charming and why not get paid to have sex that she wanted anyway? Well, maybe it's a classic case of wanting an older, more mature dude! lol


Everyone, think about this a minute. Think about the 2 stories goldmonger told.

1. Meets stripper who thinks goldmonger banged her mom which would have meant her mom had an affair.

2. Stripper does some detective work and finds out it was NOT goldmonger so she txts him to fuck HER while she is at church with her mom.

3. At the time that goldmonger met her he wasn't sure if he was going to have sex, but after about 3 minutes of him sitting at a table with this stripper she dropped subtle hints over the next 4 hours.


I don't think I have a story that can top that.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
I am just going to go with the flow and cross any bridges when I come to them. There is something going on unique to me knowing her mother (and I remember her as a young child-- company picnics and such) a long time ago.

Although it appears there has been lots of middle-aged dick sucked ITC, she did tell me I am more than twice as old as the next oldest guy she's had sex with. I am still letting that sink in.
shailynn
7 years ago
^^^^ Hey JS69 likes 19 year olds, maybe this stripper is developing a taste for older men. I mean, shit, I won't drink a Cabernet that's at least 4 years old!
MrDeuce
7 years ago
Great story, bro! FWIW, I read between the lines and figured out that you tapped that. @dominic, I don't think you were being too mean.
jackslash
7 years ago
I don't think you should hesitate to tap her again. This mom-daughter-stripper story would make a good porn video.
joc13
7 years ago
"Maybe I am viewed differently than random old dude paying her money since she knows a bit about me and I am a safe first try at OTC?"

The excessive drinking before hand sounds like the kind of behavior you might expect from a first time escort getting ready to see her first customer.

So, maybe this was her way of seeing if she'd be able to go through with an OTC or SB date. Even after picking someone she had some familiarity with.

In my sugar dating experience, I've learned to avoid the ones that want/need to be super drunk when on the date. One, it drives up the cost of the date (I stopped seeing one fine KSU coed after it became obvious her 2 $70 pitcher of margaritas habit was going to be a regular occurrence), and two, sometimes the behavior of a drunk young woman with an older guy draws unwanted attention (is some nosy person going to think you may have drugged her and call the police?)

In your case, since she seems acceptable to the cost of drinks being part of what she makes, then I'd keep seeing her as long as you enjoyed it (sometimes sex with a drunk girl isn't all that fun).

I am having trouble figuring out why she might be wanting to switch to OTC in general though. If she's getting 250 ITC for a suck and swallow BJ (I was going to ask for her name until I saw that price), she only has to get 2 per shift for 500 and that's a pretty good shift, especially cause she's probably got dance money on top of that.
4got2wipe
7 years ago
Brilliant! This is the kind of crazy story I come to TUSCL for!

goldmongerATL, you need to push this as far as you can!
gammanu95
7 years ago
So guys ITC are paying $350 for a BBBJCIMNQNS (not a bargain despite the lengthy acronym), while you got a FS OTC GFE, for $130+$100 tip? Bravo.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Good story. Thanks for sharing.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
gammanu95, is NQNS No Quit No Spit? That's a new one on me.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Definitely a good story - and a good outcome for you. It seems that she was a bit unsure - after you saw her in the club - and she did some research (which is rare for strippers). Just doing the research tells me that she’s interested - and that’s good.

She must be new to the OTC thing - and the margaritas were to relax her. It’s possible that she overdid it with the booze - and that’s a rookie mistake. I hope that her drinking didn’t impact her performance. Since you offered her some more cash - I’m guessing she performed nicely.
Jascoi
7 years ago
send her my way.
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