SINCLAIR: 10 Questions Resurrected

1. You're one of the top reviewers (# of clubs) on TUSCL. Is there a club in the USA you want to visit but haven't gotten to yet? If so, what club is it?

I really do not have a particular club on my bucket list, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with Sapphire in Las Vegas. I have heard it is the largest strip club in the world. I have never gone to a Las Vegas strip club.

2. What are your top 3 favorite clubs in the USA? (rank in order and tell why they're your favorites)

It is extremely difficult to narrow down the 200+ clubs I have been to down to the three best, so I will just throw out a few that I always seem to have a good time at or have had memorable experiences.
1. Tootsie’s Cabaret, Miami
2. Dancers Show Club, Indianapolis
3. Penthouse, New Orleans

3. I know you only like to club solo, but if there's one TUSCL member you'd like to meet, who would it be and why?

Shailynn, of course!

4. (For others on here) Sinclair has no trouble putting assholes in their place inside the club, so as Roy D Mercer would say "how big a boy are you?"

I am actually not too big of a guy. I'm probably a little below the average height and a little below the average weight of the US male population. I had to learn the art of fighting early on as a kid because I was always a loner and one of the smaller kids in school. I remember when I was in sixth or seventh grade, I got attacked by three larger guys in the woods. It was either get bashed in or fight back. I felt the adrenaline rushing through my veins and took out the biggest of the three first breaking his nose, then landed punches on the other two kids like a tornado of fists. They quickly became less motivated to fight and fled licking their wounds. The movie Any Given Sunday was right. The guy who is willing to die is the guy who is going to win a fight. I loved getting into the mosh pits at concerts in my younger days.

5. What type of work do you do? I always guessed you were an OTR driver.

I have never been a over the road truck driver, but have worked many different jobs. Currently, I provide services to agriculture and food companies.

6. Have you ever had an extended OTC relationship with a stripper? How long did it last?

I have never done OTC in the classic sense of asking a dancer to meet outside the club for paid sex. However, I have dated two strippers. Initially, I did not know either was a dancer. I posted about one of those young ladies a while back. https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=3461…

7. What's the craziest thing a stripper has ever said to you inside the club?

I was once was in a nasty strip club (now closed) in Amarillo and got approached by an ugly fat stripper with stretched skin sagging all over. She told me, “I just had my baby three days ago and really need some money.” I threw up in my mouth. There are probably other crazy things that I am just not remembering right now. I did come across a dancer with Tourette syndrome once. I decided to get some dances with her for the hell of it. She started making all kinds of weird sounds and said some cuss words during the private dances.

8. Favorite sports team?

Baltimore Orioles

9. If you could have a superpower (Superman powers, able to travel through time, predict the future, etc.) what would it be?

I would love to have the ability to know how tight and clean a woman’s pussy is without putting in all of the effort to seduce her. I hate it when I finally get a woman naked in bed and her pussy ends up being loose or unhygienic.

10. You and Gawker tell the greatest stories on TUSCL. Gawkers are about women and yours are about interesting nights and fights inside the club. When you go out to a club, would you rather top the night off by getting ITC by a hot stripper or beating the ass of a strip clubbing douche with you coming out unscathed?

I would definitely would prefer banging a hot stripper over a good fight. The clincher is that ITC in many strip clubs is a shitty experience (overpriced, rushed, paying off club staff, lack of privacy, etc). I think a good fight or brawl ending with me coming out unscathed might be better than a low quality ITC experience.

Coll stories, bro. Keep 'em coming.