What do you look for in the strip club?
larryfisherman
California
B. Extras ITC
C. High mileage dances (FIV, titty sucking, etc)
D. Two way contact dances
E. You're just looking for a good grind
F. LDK
G. You're mainly there for the stageshow
H. You're just there to drink, and have good conversations with naked women
I. You're looking for a girlfriend
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Without that, the rest is pointless.
A-E are off the table where I live, on my budget anyway, so I just hope they have a bunch of 7-ups.
I do still enjoy C, D and E
If the club is non-extras I hope to accomplish F towards the end of my visit. If F happens when I've been in a non-extras club for less than an hour, then that visit is a failure.
@Praetorian I've been there before! Never again!
I want nothing to do with them outside of the walls of a stripclub
i-experience sounds like the next big product from apple. How far have they come with lifelike androids?
A is not at the top of the priority list. I've done it, but will only consider it with the right dancer.
I can walk away from a club with just C and be extremely satisfied with the trip. With B I'm ecstatic and it keeps me coming back. With D I'm content because with D I'm desiring to just have female contact.
E through I are not on the radar of what I look for in a strip club.
I do have to agree with fellow monger @LecherousMonk. Much the list isn't either available in the clubs (due to city ordinance and Ohio strip club law) or if it is available, it is outside of my budget, so it doesn't matter. So sexy, flirty time with 7-Ups is why I go. It improves my mood to see them shake their titties tableside while I stuff some dollars into her g string, even if she can't get naked.
So i have to be consent with using the clubs for their legit and legal purposes.