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Last time you saw a stripper in real life.

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skibum609Massachusetts

I walk into one of the district courts today for a Restraining Order trial as we attempt to prevent the restraining order from being re-issued. As I sit in the lawyer's dock I notice a very attractive young spanish looking woman, in the crowd and realize wow she is beyond smoking hot, wish she was a stripper. I start imagining her topless, when all of a sudden she now looks incredibly familiar. I catch her eye and she looks back with a face completely devoid of any emotion. This happens 3 or 4 times and now I am thinking she looks younger and slightly different than the dancer I know. Case is called and for the next 75 minutes we have a trial. Outcome is successful, but I wait with my client until his wife and her $575.00 an hour Attorney leave. I walk my client to his car, but I cannot let it go so I go back in walk up to her and say I know you right? Despite the fact she is with her Aunt she replies: Intimately. She was there morally supporting a family member. Two things stand out: she is actually at least as lovely without makeup and in civvie clothing, despite the views propounded here and maybe dancers look down at us, but we had a 40 minute conversation about family, vacation and everything else except the club and I was amazed that she essentially knows everything I have done this year, that any friend would know and the conversation was the same. I found it very cool.

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twentyfive

Does it count, if all you see s the top of the her head.

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shailynn

Of course you had a 40 minute conversation with her. She now knows you're an attorney so your Stock just went up. She may be thinking "hmmm this guy need a new wife or mistress?"

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Jascoi

lol... luv it!

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goosman

Never seen a CONFIRMED one in real life (i.e. one that I knew as a stripper), though definitely seen some likely candidates. I have seen a porn star out & about though.

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JAprufrock

Looks like you're in like Flynn.

This has happened to me twice, way back in the day when I was young and frequented strip clubs a lot more than I do now. Once, it turned out a friend's friend was dating/living with a hot, young blonde I remembered tipping on stage at a club. I found out when we drove him home one night and she was up waiting for him. She didn't recognize me and I wasn't about to say anything.

Another time, an older blonde stripper who looked like a diseased crack whore (that's why she stuck in my mind) someone wound up at our table in a neighborhood (non-strip) bar. She was apparently dating some guy my buddy knew and they sat down with us for a couple drinks. Again, I didn't say anything about her stripping and she didn't recognize me (or where she was, probably).

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DandyDan

I have already encountered one of the strippers who works at the middle-of-nowhere strip club I go to in my hometown. We were both getting gas at the gas station down the street from where I live. I smiled at her and she smiled back.

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Bj99

What a nice encounter. I work days, so I get more time to talk to customers than I'd get on night shift. I feel like a lot of my customers are kinda friends.

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skibum609

Ty Bj99. That's what it felt like. We were discussing in August, conversations we had in April. When people ask why I attended one of the rare no extras clubs here...this is why.

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caskel

I saw a dancer working out at my gym. We had had brief conversations in the club but nothing else. She was working out with a friend so I didn't want to be the douche that calls to her by her stripper name. I gave her a little sideways head nod and a wink when her friend wasn't looking and she gave me a quick wave.

Next time I saw her in the club, she told me her real name so I wouldn't have to call her "Destiny" in the gym. She seemed very appreciative that I respected the club v gym boundaries. Since my atf wasn't at the club that day, we did some super hot dances.

I have since seen her at the gym and the club a few more times after that. One of the last times I saw her at the club we traded phone numbers but I haven't seen her since. My suspicion is that she is now someone's sb.

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